Confronting your demons - literally
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wrote on 3 Aug 2023, 17:31 last edited by
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wrote on 3 Aug 2023, 18:07 last edited by
Well, according to most religions, there are some supernatural things going on, possibly including demons, so....
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Well, according to most religions, there are some supernatural things going on, possibly including demons, so....
wrote on 3 Aug 2023, 18:13 last edited by@Klaus said in Confronting your demons - literally:
Well, according to most religions, there are some supernatural things going on, possibly including demons, so....
Damn right. And my god can beat up your god!
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wrote on 3 Aug 2023, 18:49 last edited by
The elementary school over in Norfolk has an after school devil worship club for kids.
They might be able to help with this.
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wrote on 3 Aug 2023, 19:44 last edited by
My Dark Lord Sauron (may his name reverberate through the ages) could take Jesus any day. The guy wore sandals FFS, and Sauron was about 18 feet tall with a massive freaking sword. Jesus had a bunch of semi-itinerant fishermen, and Sauron had an army of orcs, probably balrogs and shit to boot and a pet wizard.
Obviously, Sauron didn't actually exist, so the question is kind of moot. Still, he could take him.
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wrote on 3 Aug 2023, 19:52 last edited by
Keep waiting for @TheDevilHimself to check in...
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wrote on 3 Aug 2023, 21:42 last edited by
There are demons. Satan exists.
Like God, you may not believe in them, but they believe in you.
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There are demons. Satan exists.
Like God, you may not believe in them, but they believe in you.
wrote on 4 Aug 2023, 02:44 last edited by -
My Dark Lord Sauron (may his name reverberate through the ages) could take Jesus any day. The guy wore sandals FFS, and Sauron was about 18 feet tall with a massive freaking sword. Jesus had a bunch of semi-itinerant fishermen, and Sauron had an army of orcs, probably balrogs and shit to boot and a pet wizard.
Obviously, Sauron didn't actually exist, so the question is kind of moot. Still, he could take him.
wrote on 4 Aug 2023, 04:19 last edited by@Doctor-Phibes said in Confronting your demons - literally:
My Dark Lord Sauron (may his name reverberate through the ages) could take Jesus any day. The guy wore sandals FFS, and Sauron was about 18 feet tall with a massive freaking sword. Jesus had a bunch of semi-itinerant fishermen, and Sauron had an army of orcs, probably balrogs and shit to boot and a pet wizard.
Obviously, Sauron didn't actually exist, so the question is kind of moot. Still, he could take him.
Sauron ain't shit without his bling. Pretty weak IMO.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Confronting your demons - literally:
My Dark Lord Sauron (may his name reverberate through the ages) could take Jesus any day. The guy wore sandals FFS, and Sauron was about 18 feet tall with a massive freaking sword. Jesus had a bunch of semi-itinerant fishermen, and Sauron had an army of orcs, probably balrogs and shit to boot and a pet wizard.
Obviously, Sauron didn't actually exist, so the question is kind of moot. Still, he could take him.
Sauron ain't shit without his bling. Pretty weak IMO.
wrote on 4 Aug 2023, 11:17 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in Confronting your demons - literally:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Confronting your demons - literally:
My Dark Lord Sauron (may his name reverberate through the ages) could take Jesus any day. The guy wore sandals FFS, and Sauron was about 18 feet tall with a massive freaking sword. Jesus had a bunch of semi-itinerant fishermen, and Sauron had an army of orcs, probably balrogs and shit to boot and a pet wizard.
Obviously, Sauron didn't actually exist, so the question is kind of moot. Still, he could take him.
Sauron ain't shit without his bling. Pretty weak IMO.
Your guy's got chocolate eggs and a decorative fir tree. Good look fighting the fires of Mordor with that shit.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Confronting your demons - literally:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Confronting your demons - literally:
My Dark Lord Sauron (may his name reverberate through the ages) could take Jesus any day. The guy wore sandals FFS, and Sauron was about 18 feet tall with a massive freaking sword. Jesus had a bunch of semi-itinerant fishermen, and Sauron had an army of orcs, probably balrogs and shit to boot and a pet wizard.
Obviously, Sauron didn't actually exist, so the question is kind of moot. Still, he could take him.
Sauron ain't shit without his bling. Pretty weak IMO.
Your guy's got chocolate eggs and a decorative fir tree. Good look fighting the fires of Mordor with that shit.
wrote on 4 Aug 2023, 13:30 last edited by@Doctor-Phibes said in Confronting your demons - literally:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Confronting your demons - literally:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Confronting your demons - literally:
My Dark Lord Sauron (may his name reverberate through the ages) could take Jesus any day. The guy wore sandals FFS, and Sauron was about 18 feet tall with a massive freaking sword. Jesus had a bunch of semi-itinerant fishermen, and Sauron had an army of orcs, probably balrogs and shit to boot and a pet wizard.
Obviously, Sauron didn't actually exist, so the question is kind of moot. Still, he could take him.
Sauron ain't shit without his bling. Pretty weak IMO.
Your guy's got chocolate eggs and a decorative fir tree. Good look fighting the fires of Mordor with that shit.
Christmas Tree delivery to Mount Doom. Put ring on fairy lights. Delivery blunder into the lava. Your average incompetent UPS driver could accomplish that one.