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Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #1

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • LuFins DadL Offline
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      LuFins Dad
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

      The Brad

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      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

        I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

        George KG Offline
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        George K
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        #3

        @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

        I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

        As in "That's a bad beaver?"
        Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

        Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG George K

          @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

          I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

          As in "That's a bad beaver?"
          Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

          Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

          LuFins DadL Offline
          LuFins DadL Offline
          LuFins Dad
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          @George-K said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

          @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

          I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

          As in "That's a bad beaver?"
          Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

          Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

          Yes.

          The Brad

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          • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

            @George-K said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

            @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

            I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

            As in "That's a bad beaver?"
            Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

            Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

            Yes.

            Aqua LetiferA Offline
            Aqua LetiferA Offline
            Aqua Letifer
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

            @George-K said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

            @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

            I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

            As in "That's a bad beaver?"
            Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

            Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

            Yes.

            One of the funniest Police Squad jokes ever.

            Please love yourself.

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            • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

              @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

              @George-K said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

              @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

              I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

              As in "That's a bad beaver?"
              Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

              Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

              Yes.

              One of the funniest Police Squad jokes ever.

              LuFins DadL Offline
              LuFins DadL Offline
              LuFins Dad
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              @Aqua-Letifer said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

              @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

              @George-K said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

              @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

              I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

              As in "That's a bad beaver?"
              Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

              Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

              Yes.

              One of the funniest Police Squad jokes ever.

              Link to video

              The Brad

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              • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                @Aqua-Letifer said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                @George-K said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

                As in "That's a bad beaver?"
                Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

                Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

                Yes.

                One of the funniest Police Squad jokes ever.

                Link to video

                Aqua LetiferA Offline
                Aqua LetiferA Offline
                Aqua Letifer
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                @Aqua-Letifer said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                @George-K said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! You're "Dammit!" post of the day.:

                I’m sure there are a lot of bad beaver puns around that house.

                As in "That's a bad beaver?"
                Or as in "That's a bad 'beaver pun'?"

                Asking for @Aqua-Letifer

                Yes.

                One of the funniest Police Squad jokes ever.

                Link to video

                😂

                Our high school started this program where kids could be "technology assistants." Literally what that meant was going into teacher's rooms and helping them with their computers: installing shit, getting Encarta to show up on a projector instead of a monitor, stuff like that. It was the school equivalent of "get your nephew to do it, he's good with computers."

                I was conscripted to do it after some unpleasantness in the computer lab. (Because of Mike Kisner and I, our class had to learn about computers by reading about them in a book for the rest of the year.) But I quickly realized that it was a free permanent hall pass and I got to use the AV room whenever the hell I wanted.

                My dad worked in a planetarium, so his AV equipment was off the fucking hook. So one of the things he agreed to take home for me was a digital (digital!?) tape recorder with just about any input you could imagine. It made excellent copies.

                I freaking loved WDVE, and at home I would record a lot of stuff whenever they'd have comedy cuts weekends. I'd then take those tapes into school, and then during free periods, trimmed down the recordings so that they'd have ads and other unrelated shit removed. I then made copies of those, and sold 'em to my friends. I even used a printer to print the WDVE logo onto thin card stock to act as the tape sleeve. They looked pretty damn legit.

                After getting wise to this and for a handful of other reasons, they took my pass away. The guidance counselor (who more or less didn't know me from Adam except when I'd get on a disciplinarian's radar) told my dad he worries that "I'm not adequately applying myself."

                Please love yourself.

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                  LuFins Dad
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                  #8

                  @Aqua-Letifer Paulsen & Krenn were great, but the best stuff they played was from the Bob & Tom Show. Mr. Obvious Show was one of my favorites…

                  Link to video

                  The Brad

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                  • RainmanR Offline
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                    Rainman
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    "...told my dad he worries that "I'm not adequately applying myself."

                    Great story! Did some of the teachers you had give you a standing ovation at graduation? Glad to see you go, but also wondering what the hell would happen to you. Especially the stuffed shirts.
                    If you remember the quote accurately, what did "adequately" mean, er, maybe you should have charged more. 🙂

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                      LuFins Dad
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                      #10

                      When Karla said “check out this beaver!” yesterday, I certainly didn’t expect this…

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                      The Brad

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