We want you as the new recruit...

[Jolly]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/join-military-become-us-citizen-uncle-sam-vous-99992311

[Doctor Phibes]

I doubt they'd take me. An unhealthy tendency to use sarcasm coupled with general physical incompetence can probably only get you so far in the military.

I suppose I could be a mascot. Or a General.

[Jolly]

Oh, they'll take you.

May I suggest the Marines?

[Mik]

@Jolly morons is not capitalized, anyway.

[Doctor Phibes]

OK, I'll meet you guys half way and apply to join the Mormons.

[Jolly]

Well, you've already got a senior wife. I'm sure things will go well, when you bring that nubile 20 year-old into the Phibes' household...