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  • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

    @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

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    @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

    @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

    I didn’t get it either but I was too embarrassed to say. Thanks TG for stepping up.

    Education is extremely important.

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      It’s an old software joke. It’s not a bug, it’s a…..

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          @jon-nyc Love this one!

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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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              That's depressingly true. Even worse, I was probably better at calculus than I am at Excel.

              I was only joking

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                Thats why we need our weekly math problems.

                Speaking of which..

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  I know more math now than I did when I graduated college. Not being afraid of it turned out to be a huge differentiator. Now I get to spend my days on interesting creative problem solving rather than tedious coding. Linear algebra and how matrices work has proven especially important.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                    Calculus is so boring. I don't understand why it isn't replaced by more interesting and relevant math topics.

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                    • KlausK Klaus

                      Calculus is so boring. I don't understand why it isn't replaced by more interesting and relevant math topics.

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                      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                      Calculus is so boring. I don't understand why it isn't replaced by more interesting and relevant math topics.

                      It's funny - we did Group Theory at high school, aged 15, but I never touched it again. Differential equations, differential equations, differential equations. They completely ruined Quantum Mechanics for me, too, by making it all about those godawful things.

                      I was only joking

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                        @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                        Calculus is so boring. I don't understand why it isn't replaced by more interesting and relevant math topics.

                        It's funny - we did Group Theory at high school, aged 15, but I never touched it again. Differential equations, differential equations, differential equations. They completely ruined Quantum Mechanics for me, too, by making it all about those godawful things.

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                        @Doctor-Phibes said in Geek humor:

                        @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                        Calculus is so boring. I don't understand why it isn't replaced by more interesting and relevant math topics.

                        It's funny - we did Group Theory at high school, aged 15, but I never touched it again. Differential equations, differential equations, differential equations. They completely ruined Quantum Mechanics for me, too, by making it all about those godawful things.

                        Well, I do understand that calculus is important in physics and some branches of engineering, but you could just as well argue that a deeper knowledge of, say, probability or abstract algebra or logic or linear algebra or matrices or complex numbers or category theory or ... is equally relevant.

                        In my opinion, the main motivation to teach advanced math to the general highschool public is to train a particular way of thinking. This is more relevant than the actual technical content. In that sense, I'd replace calculus by universal (not abstract) algebra, because it is the most direct representation of mathematical thinking we know.

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                        • KlausK Klaus

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Geek humor:

                          @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                          Calculus is so boring. I don't understand why it isn't replaced by more interesting and relevant math topics.

                          It's funny - we did Group Theory at high school, aged 15, but I never touched it again. Differential equations, differential equations, differential equations. They completely ruined Quantum Mechanics for me, too, by making it all about those godawful things.

                          Well, I do understand that calculus is important in physics and some branches of engineering, but you could just as well argue that a deeper knowledge of, say, probability or abstract algebra or logic or linear algebra or matrices or complex numbers or category theory or ... is equally relevant.

                          In my opinion, the main motivation to teach advanced math to the general highschool public is to train a particular way of thinking. This is more relevant than the actual technical content. In that sense, I'd replace calculus by universal (not abstract) algebra, because it is the most direct representation of mathematical thinking we know.

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                          Doctor Phibes
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                          @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Geek humor:

                          @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                          Calculus is so boring. I don't understand why it isn't replaced by more interesting and relevant math topics.

                          It's funny - we did Group Theory at high school, aged 15, but I never touched it again. Differential equations, differential equations, differential equations. They completely ruined Quantum Mechanics for me, too, by making it all about those godawful things.

                          Well, I do understand that calculus is important in physics and some branches of engineering, but you could just as well argue that a deeper knowledge of, say, probability or abstract algebra or logic or linear algebra or matrices or complex numbers or category theory or ... is equally relevant.

                          In my opinion, the main motivation to teach advanced math to the general highschool public is to train a particular way of thinking. This is more relevant than the actual technical content. In that sense, I'd replace calculus by universal (not abstract) algebra, because it is the most direct representation of mathematical thinking we know.

                          I think making maths more interesting would be a really good idea. I genuinely loved doing maths at highschool, and really enjoyed the university courses that weren't all about solving increasingly unpleasant DE's.

                          I was only joking

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                            Math is taught as a collection of short-hand tricks that the students don't understand as anything more than black boxes that happen to work for some strange reason. Learning how to do long-hand multiplication or division is not more educational of math than learning where the Calculator app is in the app store and learning how to push the right buttons.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              Math is taught as a collection of short-hand tricks that the students don't understand as anything more than black boxes that happen to work for some strange reason. Learning how to do long-hand multiplication or division is not more educational of math than learning where the Calculator app is in the app store and learning how to push the right buttons.

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                              @Horace said in Geek humor:

                              Math is taught as a collection of short-hand tricks that the students don't understand as anything more than black boxes that happen to work for some strange reason. Learning how to do long-hand multiplication or division is not more educational of math than learning where the Calculator app is in the app store and learning how to push the right buttons.

                              I don't think that's fair. What you really teach when you teach long-hand multiplication is how to execute an algorithm, which is a basic and important skill.

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                              • HoraceH Horace

                                Math is taught as a collection of short-hand tricks that the students don't understand as anything more than black boxes that happen to work for some strange reason. Learning how to do long-hand multiplication or division is not more educational of math than learning where the Calculator app is in the app store and learning how to push the right buttons.

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                                @Horace said in Geek humor:

                                Math is taught as a collection of short-hand tricks that the students don't understand as anything more than black boxes that happen to work for some strange reason. Learning how to do long-hand multiplication or division is not more educational of math than learning where the Calculator app is in the app store and learning how to push the right buttons.

                                That depends on how it's taught. I seem to think when I learned long multiplication, the teacher used it to explain how decimal numbers worked. Admittedly, that might have had no impact on the kids who were less interested, but I remember it making me think quite a bit about it.

                                What I really disliked was having to memorise multiplication tables. That and the freaking Nicene Creed. They don't do that so much over here.

                                I was only joking

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                                  Horace - that was true in your day. Common core math and the Singapore method it’s based on really does a good job with creating deeper understanding. That’s why parents complain so much about it.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    Horace - that was true in your day. Common core math and the Singapore method it’s based on really does a good job with creating deeper understanding. That’s why parents complain so much about it.

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                                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                                    That’s why parents complain so much about it.

                                    Lolz

                                    I was only joking

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                                      The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math". I wonder if you run up against intellectual ability barriers in attempts to teach the ideas.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                      • HoraceH Horace

                                        The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math". I wonder if you run up against intellectual ability barriers in attempts to teach the ideas.

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                                        @Horace said in Geek humor:

                                        The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math".

                                        I once taught a set-7 math class. Forget long-division, half of them could barely use a ruler.

                                        I was only joking

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                                        • HoraceH Horace

                                          The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math". I wonder if you run up against intellectual ability barriers in attempts to teach the ideas.

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                                          @Horace said in Geek humor:

                                          The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math". I wonder if you run up against intellectual ability barriers in attempts to teach the ideas.

                                          I think they very much do. They teach multiple methods to arrive at solutions really admiring the problem in many ways. My son has flourished with it, I’ve always thought it was a special kind of torture for the mathphobic.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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