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    George K
    wrote on 25 Sept 2022, 01:12 last edited by
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    Chemists who publish negative findings should call those papers publianions instead of publications.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      bachophile
      wrote on 2 Oct 2022, 14:09 last edited by
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        taiwan_girl
        wrote on 4 Oct 2022, 01:13 last edited by
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        I guess this could go here or the Venn picture thread.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 12 Oct 2022, 16:33 last edited by
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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 16 Oct 2022, 17:17 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              Axtremus
              wrote on 19 Oct 2022, 19:11 last edited by
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                12 Oct 2022, 16:33

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                Mik
                wrote on 19 Oct 2022, 23:16 last edited by
                #124

                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                Brilliant. This is what the internet is for.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  19 Oct 2022, 19:11

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                  Klaus
                  wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 00:18 last edited by
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                  @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

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                  Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

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                  • K Klaus
                    20 Oct 2022, 00:18

                    @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

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                    Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

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                    George K
                    wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 00:27 last edited by
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                    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                    Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

                    Probably...

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • G George K
                      20 Oct 2022, 00:27

                      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                      Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

                      Probably...

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                      taiwan_girl
                      wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 23:17 last edited by
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                      @George-K said in Geek humor:

                      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                      Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

                      Probably...

                      +1

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                        Klaus
                        wrote on 28 Oct 2022, 16:10 last edited by
                        #128

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                        What is this?

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                        A map of Europe drawn from memory.

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                          28 Oct 2022, 16:10

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                          What is this?

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                          A map of Europe drawn from memory.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 28 Oct 2022, 19:31 last edited by
                          #129

                          @Klaus the picture was obvious. However, the pun was not.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Mik
                            wrote on 28 Oct 2022, 19:42 last edited by
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                            Pretty geeky.

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              George K
                              wrote on 30 Oct 2022, 14:01 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 5 Nov 2022, 13:03 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 7 Nov 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 20 Nov 2022, 15:48 last edited by
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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 25 Nov 2022, 20:27 last edited by
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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        20 Nov 2022, 15:48

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                                        Axtremus
                                        wrote on 25 Nov 2022, 21:01 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                                        Object-oriented COBOL was not introduced until 2002.

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                                          Klaus
                                          wrote on 27 Nov 2022, 16:02 last edited by
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