"Today I celebrate XXXX days of Womanhood"
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I'm celebrating 21570 days of being a man, bitches!
No periods, no babies, no problem!
(If my wife sees this, I'm freaking dead)
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I am celebrating 18,666 days of manhood. I have written my name in the snow 148 times, been hit in the nads about 120 times, and been caught in my zipper 18 times.
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Today I celebrate 19,939 days as a man. I’ve peed off 23 bridges, refused to ask for directions 1,645 times, parallel parked 2,634 times, and knocked up nine wimmenz. No woman can do any of those things, even if she appropriates my sex.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
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Today I celebrate 19,939 days as a man. I’ve peed off 23 bridges, refused to ask for directions 1,645 times, parallel parked 2,634 times, and knocked up nine wimmenz. No woman can do any of those things, even if she appropriates my sex.
@jon-nyc said in "Today I celebrate XXXX days of Womanhood":
I’ve peed off 23 bridges, refused to ask for directions 1,645 times, parallel parked 2,634 times . . .
That's it. Jon is undisputed master of masculine self awareness in teh world.
Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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Nobody has mentioned anything about sammiches?
The Brad
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Today I celebrate 19,939 days as a man. I’ve peed off 23 bridges, refused to ask for directions 1,645 times, parallel parked 2,634 times, and knocked up nine wimmenz. No woman can do any of those things, even if she appropriates my sex.
@jon-nyc said in "Today I celebrate XXXX days of Womanhood":
I’ve peed off 23 bridges, refused to ask for directions 1,645 times, parallel parked 2,634 times, ...
Of course, clever products and improved technologies have empowered more women to do those things too.
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Nobody has mentioned anything about sammiches?
@LuFins-Dad said in "Today I celebrate XXXX days of Womanhood":
Nobody has mentioned anything about sammiches?
https://www.zippia.com/sandwich-artist-jobs/demographics/
There are over 170,172 sandwich artists currently employed in the United States. 65.3% of all sandwich artists are women, while 34.7% are men.
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@jon-nyc said in "Today I celebrate XXXX days of Womanhood":
I’ve peed off 23 bridges, refused to ask for directions 1,645 times, parallel parked 2,634 times . . .
That's it. Jon is undisputed master of masculine self awareness in teh world.
@Catseye3 said in "Today I celebrate XXXX days of Womanhood":
@jon-nyc said in "Today I celebrate XXXX days of Womanhood":
I’ve peed off 23 bridges, refused to ask for directions 1,645 times, parallel parked 2,634 times . . .
That's it. Jon is undisputed master of masculine self awareness in teh world.
Indeed, they say awareness is always the first step to affect change.
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