How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?
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@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?
I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.
Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?
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@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?
I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.
Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?
Some do.
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@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?
I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.
Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?
Some do.
Why?
I have an American friend who walked into a pub in Newcastle and asked for a Bud Light in quite a loud voice. Apparently the entire place went completely silent. If you've ever been to Newcastle, you'd understand this is pretty unusual. It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.
Even funnier, he asked them if he could try some free samples of the various beers. The bartender was rather reluctant, is how he put it.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?
I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.
Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?
Some do.
Why?
I have an American friend who walked into a pub in Newcastle and asked for a Bud Light in quite a loud voice. Apparently the entire place went completely silent. If you've ever been to Newcastle, you'd understand this is pretty unusual. It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.
Even funnier, he asked them if he could try some free samples of the various beers. The bartender was rather reluctant, is how he put it.
On second thought, you may be right.
I doubt many guys who used to drink Bud Light still do.
You have superior Beer-fu.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.
Ah, British "women..."
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@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.
Ah, British "women..."
Remember this? These are my people!
Admittedly, this is Manchester. It would be a bit upscale in Newcastle. There's no blood or vomit on any of the police officers.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?
Oh please, Guinness is upscale?
We get it. You donāt like American beer. Too bad. Itās not all crap. Even the light stuff. Iāll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and donāt want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, Iāll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if Iām mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty dayā¦Though Pacifico is betterā¦
But Yuengling? Thereās nothing wrong with the beer. Itās a pretty decent lager. Itās a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rateā¦
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@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?
Oh please, Guinness is upscale?
We get it. You donāt like American beer. Too bad. Itās not all crap. Even the light stuff. Iāll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and donāt want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, Iāll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if Iām mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty dayā¦Though Pacifico is betterā¦
But Yuengling? Thereās nothing wrong with the beer. Itās a pretty decent lager. Itās a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rateā¦
I haven't drunk Guinness in 30 years. I'm English. Guinness is Irish.
And I do like American beer. I drink pretty much nothing else, as it happens.
Bud Light is something else.
And calm down about Yuengling - I was laughing at Bud Light drinkers, not Yuengling.
Admittedly, the Bud Light jokes have probably got a bit stale at this point. Which is ironic.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?
Oh please, Guinness is upscale?
We get it. You donāt like American beer. Too bad. Itās not all crap. Even the light stuff. Iāll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and donāt want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, Iāll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if Iām mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty dayā¦Though Pacifico is betterā¦
But Yuengling? Thereās nothing wrong with the beer. Itās a pretty decent lager. Itās a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rateā¦
I haven't drunk Guinness in 30 years. I'm English. Guinness is Irish.
And I do like American beer. I drink pretty much nothing else, as it happens.
Bud Light is something else.
And calm down about Yuengling - I was laughing at Bud Light drinkers, not Yuengling.
Admittedly, the Bud Light jokes have probably got a bit stale at this point. Which is ironic.
You do, but the constant harangue about the beer itself completely misses the point. The people hurt here are stockholders who have watch their assert value plunge do to this misguided attempt at inclusivity. The VP of marketing has just killed her career.
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She's probably part of the HPS (Harvard Protection Society)
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@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
She's probably part of the HPS (Harvard Protection Society)
And sheās drinking Rolling Rockā¦ And not even one of the cute little pony bottles. FFSā¦
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@Mik said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
You do, but the constant harangue about the beer itself completely misses the point. The people hurt here are stockholders who have watch their assert value plunge do to this misguided attempt at inclusivity. The VP of marketing has just killed her career.
I'm not actually serious when I go on about Bud Light. It's a diversion from the horrors of reality. It's just beer, not a religion. Well, it's actually better than religion. Nobody's going to hell for drinking Bud Light. They're already there.
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@Renauda said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
Quite the brew-ha-ha going on over this pursuit of marketing
foamyfolly.I've never heard people complain so much about not wanting to buy shit beer.