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  • JollyJ Offline
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    Good.

    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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      I wonder what they’re buying instead, and hope it doesn’t interfere with their medication too much

      I was only joking

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        I wonder what they’re buying instead, and hope it doesn’t interfere with their medication too much

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        @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

        I wonder what they’re buying instead, and hope it doesn’t interfere with their medication too much

        I hear Yuengling sales are up…

        The Brad

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          @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

          I wonder what they’re buying instead, and hope it doesn’t interfere with their medication too much

          I hear Yuengling sales are up…

          Doctor PhibesD Online
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          Doctor Phibes
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          #66

          @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

          I was only joking

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          • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

            @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

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            @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

            @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

            I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • JollyJ Jolly

                @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                Doctor PhibesD Online
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                @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

                I was only joking

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                • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                  @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                  @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                  I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                  Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

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                  @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                  @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                  @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                  I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                  Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

                  Some do.

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • JollyJ Jolly

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                    @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                    @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                    I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                    Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

                    Some do.

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                    Doctor Phibes
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                    #71

                    @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                    @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                    @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                    I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                    Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

                    Some do.

                    Why?

                    I have an American friend who walked into a pub in Newcastle and asked for a Bud Light in quite a loud voice. Apparently the entire place went completely silent. If you've ever been to Newcastle, you'd understand this is pretty unusual. It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

                    Even funnier, he asked them if he could try some free samples of the various beers. The bartender was rather reluctant, is how he put it.

                    I was only joking

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                    • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                      @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                      I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                      Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

                      Some do.

                      Why?

                      I have an American friend who walked into a pub in Newcastle and asked for a Bud Light in quite a loud voice. Apparently the entire place went completely silent. If you've ever been to Newcastle, you'd understand this is pretty unusual. It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

                      Even funnier, he asked them if he could try some free samples of the various beers. The bartender was rather reluctant, is how he put it.

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                      Jolly
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                      @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                      @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                      I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                      Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

                      Some do.

                      Why?

                      I have an American friend who walked into a pub in Newcastle and asked for a Bud Light in quite a loud voice. Apparently the entire place went completely silent. If you've ever been to Newcastle, you'd understand this is pretty unusual. It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

                      Even funnier, he asked them if he could try some free samples of the various beers. The bartender was rather reluctant, is how he put it.

                      On second thought, you may be right.

                      I doubt many guys who used to drink Bud Light still do.

                      You have superior Beer-fu.

                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                        @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                        @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                        @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                        I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale. 😂 😂 😂

                        Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

                        Some do.

                        Why?

                        I have an American friend who walked into a pub in Newcastle and asked for a Bud Light in quite a loud voice. Apparently the entire place went completely silent. If you've ever been to Newcastle, you'd understand this is pretty unusual. It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

                        Even funnier, he asked them if he could try some free samples of the various beers. The bartender was rather reluctant, is how he put it.

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                        @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                        It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

                        Ah, British "women..."

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                          It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

                          Ah, British "women..."

                          Doctor PhibesD Online
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                          Doctor Phibes
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                          @George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                          It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

                          Ah, British "women..."

                          Remember this? These are my people!

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                          Admittedly, this is Manchester. It would be a bit upscale in Newcastle. There's no blood or vomit on any of the police officers.

                          I was only joking

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                            @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

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                            @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                            @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                            Oh please, Guinness is upscale?

                            We get it. You don’t like American beer. Too bad. It’s not all crap. Even the light stuff. I’ll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and don’t want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, I’ll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if I’m mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty day…Though Pacifico is better…

                            But Yuengling? There’s nothing wrong with the beer. It’s a pretty decent lager. It’s a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rate…

                            The Brad

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                              @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                              @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                              Oh please, Guinness is upscale?

                              We get it. You don’t like American beer. Too bad. It’s not all crap. Even the light stuff. I’ll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and don’t want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, I’ll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if I’m mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty day…Though Pacifico is better…

                              But Yuengling? There’s nothing wrong with the beer. It’s a pretty decent lager. It’s a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rate…

                              Doctor PhibesD Online
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                              Doctor Phibes
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                              @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                              @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                              @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                              Oh please, Guinness is upscale?

                              We get it. You don’t like American beer. Too bad. It’s not all crap. Even the light stuff. I’ll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and don’t want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, I’ll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if I’m mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty day…Though Pacifico is better…

                              But Yuengling? There’s nothing wrong with the beer. It’s a pretty decent lager. It’s a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rate…

                              I haven't drunk Guinness in 30 years. I'm English. Guinness is Irish.

                              And I do like American beer. I drink pretty much nothing else, as it happens.

                              Bud Light is something else.

                              And calm down about Yuengling - I was laughing at Bud Light drinkers, not Yuengling.

                              Admittedly, the Bud Light jokes have probably got a bit stale at this point. Which is ironic.

                              I was only joking

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                                Anyway, if you want a bit of British class, try this on for size...

                                Link to video

                                Link to video

                                I was only joking

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                                  $5,000,000,000

                                  https://www.foxnews.com/media/anheuser-busch-sheds-5-billion-value-since-bud-lights-dylan-mulvaney-pact-sparked-outrage

                                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                  • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                    @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                    @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                    @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                                    Oh please, Guinness is upscale?

                                    We get it. You don’t like American beer. Too bad. It’s not all crap. Even the light stuff. I’ll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and don’t want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, I’ll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if I’m mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty day…Though Pacifico is better…

                                    But Yuengling? There’s nothing wrong with the beer. It’s a pretty decent lager. It’s a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rate…

                                    I haven't drunk Guinness in 30 years. I'm English. Guinness is Irish.

                                    And I do like American beer. I drink pretty much nothing else, as it happens.

                                    Bud Light is something else.

                                    And calm down about Yuengling - I was laughing at Bud Light drinkers, not Yuengling.

                                    Admittedly, the Bud Light jokes have probably got a bit stale at this point. Which is ironic.

                                    MikM Away
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                                    @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                    @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                    @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                    @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                                    Oh please, Guinness is upscale?

                                    We get it. You don’t like American beer. Too bad. It’s not all crap. Even the light stuff. I’ll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and don’t want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, I’ll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if I’m mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty day…Though Pacifico is better…

                                    But Yuengling? There’s nothing wrong with the beer. It’s a pretty decent lager. It’s a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rate…

                                    I haven't drunk Guinness in 30 years. I'm English. Guinness is Irish.

                                    And I do like American beer. I drink pretty much nothing else, as it happens.

                                    Bud Light is something else.

                                    And calm down about Yuengling - I was laughing at Bud Light drinkers, not Yuengling.

                                    Admittedly, the Bud Light jokes have probably got a bit stale at this point. Which is ironic.

                                    You do, but the constant harangue about the beer itself completely misses the point. The people hurt here are stockholders who have watch their assert value plunge do to this misguided attempt at inclusivity. The VP of marketing has just killed her career.

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      She's probably part of the HPS (Harvard Protection Society)

                                      https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/leaked-pics-show-bud-light-exec-who-wants-to-update-company-s-fratty-culture-enjoying-fratty-party/ar-AA19N0yW?ocid=msedgntp&pc=W129&cvid=cb5ef563a9d14eb18b63e1b334861478&ei=33

                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        She's probably part of the HPS (Harvard Protection Society)

                                        https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/leaked-pics-show-bud-light-exec-who-wants-to-update-company-s-fratty-culture-enjoying-fratty-party/ar-AA19N0yW?ocid=msedgntp&pc=W129&cvid=cb5ef563a9d14eb18b63e1b334861478&ei=33

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                                        @Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                        She's probably part of the HPS (Harvard Protection Society)

                                        https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/leaked-pics-show-bud-light-exec-who-wants-to-update-company-s-fratty-culture-enjoying-fratty-party/ar-AA19N0yW?ocid=msedgntp&pc=W129&cvid=cb5ef563a9d14eb18b63e1b334861478&ei=33

                                        And she’s drinking Rolling Rock… And not even one of the cute little pony bottles. FFS…

                                        The Brad

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                                          @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                          @LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                          @Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                          @LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

                                          Oh please, Guinness is upscale?

                                          We get it. You don’t like American beer. Too bad. It’s not all crap. Even the light stuff. I’ll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and don’t want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, I’ll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if I’m mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty day…Though Pacifico is better…

                                          But Yuengling? There’s nothing wrong with the beer. It’s a pretty decent lager. It’s a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rate…

                                          I haven't drunk Guinness in 30 years. I'm English. Guinness is Irish.

                                          And I do like American beer. I drink pretty much nothing else, as it happens.

                                          Bud Light is something else.

                                          And calm down about Yuengling - I was laughing at Bud Light drinkers, not Yuengling.

                                          Admittedly, the Bud Light jokes have probably got a bit stale at this point. Which is ironic.

                                          You do, but the constant harangue about the beer itself completely misses the point. The people hurt here are stockholders who have watch their assert value plunge do to this misguided attempt at inclusivity. The VP of marketing has just killed her career.

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                                          @Mik said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

                                          You do, but the constant harangue about the beer itself completely misses the point. The people hurt here are stockholders who have watch their assert value plunge do to this misguided attempt at inclusivity. The VP of marketing has just killed her career.

                                          I'm not actually serious when I go on about Bud Light. It's a diversion from the horrors of reality. It's just beer, not a religion. Well, it's actually better than religion. Nobody's going to hell for drinking Bud Light. They're already there.

                                          I was only joking

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