How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?

[Jolly]

Said by a man raised on warm beer...

[George K]

[George K]

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Tranny Fluid!

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Tranny Fluid!

[LuFins Dad]

[LuFins Dad]

Bloodbath?

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/bud-light-suffers-bloodbath-longtime-loyal-consumers-revolt-transgender-campaign

Eighty percent of Bud Light drinkers ordered something else this week, Brewhouse owner Alex Kesaris said — while the 20% who did order Bud Light "weren’t on social media and hadn’t heard yet" about its new transgender pitch person.

[Jolly]

Good.

[Doctor Phibes]

I wonder what they’re buying instead, and hope it doesn’t interfere with their medication too much

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

I wonder what they’re buying instead, and hope it doesn’t interfere with their medication too much

I hear Yuengling sales are up…

[Doctor Phibes]

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.

[George K]

[Doctor Phibes]

@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.

Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.

Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

Some do.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.

Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

Some do.

Why?

I have an American friend who walked into a pub in Newcastle and asked for a Bud Light in quite a loud voice. Apparently the entire place went completely silent. If you've ever been to Newcastle, you'd understand this is pretty unusual. It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

Even funnier, he asked them if he could try some free samples of the various beers. The bartender was rather reluctant, is how he put it.

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.

Do cowboys drink a lot of Bud Light?

Some do.

Why?

I have an American friend who walked into a pub in Newcastle and asked for a Bud Light in quite a loud voice. Apparently the entire place went completely silent. If you've ever been to Newcastle, you'd understand this is pretty unusual. It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

Even funnier, he asked them if he could try some free samples of the various beers. The bartender was rather reluctant, is how he put it.

On second thought, you may be right.

I doubt many guys who used to drink Bud Light still do.

You have superior Beer-fu.

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

Ah, British "women..."

[Doctor Phibes]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

It's just possible the women there could kick the cowboy's ass.

Ah, British "women..."

Remember this? These are my people!

Admittedly, this is Manchester. It would be a bit upscale in Newcastle. There's no blood or vomit on any of the police officers.

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

Oh please, Guinness is upscale?

We get it. You don’t like American beer. Too bad. It’s not all crap. Even the light stuff. I’ll occasionally have a Miller Lite if I want a couple of beers and don’t want to feel bloated as hell. So sorry if that offends your sensibilities. Hell, I’ll even get a couple of cans of Budweiser if I’m mowing the lawn or working outside. It goes down well on a hot sweaty day…Though Pacifico is better…

But Yuengling? There’s nothing wrong with the beer. It’s a pretty decent lager. It’s a better lager than Guinness is a stout, at any rate…