How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?

[Doctor Phibes]

@Mik said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

No, sometimes it’s the messenger.

I had to look him up. Apparently he’s found Jesus and is now anti whatever it was he used to be for.

[Axtremus]

Anyone here going to drink or not drink Bud Light based on the Mulvaney endorsement deal?

Is it good publicity or bad publicity that Anheuser Busch got you call to talk about this?

[Mik]

I don’t have their marketing research, but I know quite a few bl drinkers. None of them are going to appreciate this, so I’d say bad.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Is it good publicity or bad publicity that Anheuser Busch got you call to talk about this?

It's bad.

Could be though that they're courting a different audience.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Axtremus said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Anyone here going to drink or not drink Bud Light based on the Mulvaney endorsement deal?

I'm probably more likely to have plastic surgery in attempt to look like a member of a Korean boy-band than I am to drink Bud Light.

So, that's a maybe from me.

[George K]

A brief-ish history of Dylan Mulvaney:

https://nypost.com/2023/04/06/inside-trans-star-dylan-mulvaneys-life-of-san-diego-privilege/

[Jolly]

@Aqua-Letifer said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Axtremus said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Is it good publicity or bad publicity that Anheuser Busch got you call to talk about this?

It's bad.

Could be though that they're courting a different audience.

This.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Aqua-Letifer said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Axtremus said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Is it good publicity or bad publicity that Anheuser Busch got you call to talk about this?

It's bad.

Could be though that they're courting a different audience.

This.

Presumably, they're concerned that most current Bud Light drinkers will be dead soon, either from old age or more likely suicide, so they need a new bunch of people willing to ingest their filth, and who better than a bunch of people who are so massively distracted by other shit that's going on in their lives that they won't notice the taste?

[Jolly]

Said by a man raised on warm beer...

[George K]

[George K]

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Tranny Fluid!

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Tranny Fluid!

[LuFins Dad]

[LuFins Dad]

Bloodbath?

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/bud-light-suffers-bloodbath-longtime-loyal-consumers-revolt-transgender-campaign

Eighty percent of Bud Light drinkers ordered something else this week, Brewhouse owner Alex Kesaris said — while the 20% who did order Bud Light "weren’t on social media and hadn’t heard yet" about its new transgender pitch person.

[Jolly]

Good.

[Doctor Phibes]

I wonder what they’re buying instead, and hope it doesn’t interfere with their medication too much

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

I wonder what they’re buying instead, and hope it doesn’t interfere with their medication too much

I hear Yuengling sales are up…

[Doctor Phibes]

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@LuFins-Dad oh very upscale. Do they crook their pinkies when they drink that?

I haven't been in a cowboy bar in years, but it would be an absolute scientific experiment to haul you into one. The kinetic energy generated by your light speed ejection through the door would peg the scale.