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Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday

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From Borowitz:

Headline: Trump Claims Failure to Arrest Him Is Conspiracy to Keep Him from Getting Donations

If not arrested by Friday, Trump said, “I will perform a citizen’s arrest on myself.”
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George K

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@Catseye3 said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

From Borowitz:

Headline: Trump Claims Failure to Arrest Him Is Conspiracy to Keep Him from Getting Donations

If not arrested by Friday, Trump said, “I will perform a citizen’s arrest on myself.”

THat's just funny AF.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

It's where Ax and I are in complete agreement - Sunshine is good.

And since sun shines straight out of Donald's arse, we're pretty much guaranteed to get plenty of it.
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Jolly

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@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

It's where Ax and I are in complete agreement - Sunshine is good.

And since sun shines straight out of Donald's arse, we're pretty much guaranteed to get plenty of it.

You've been up Trump's arse?
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

It's where Ax and I are in complete agreement - Sunshine is good.

And since sun shines straight out of Donald's arse, we're pretty much guaranteed to get plenty of it.

You've been up Trump's arse?
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Doctor Phibes

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@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

It's where Ax and I are in complete agreement - Sunshine is good.

And since sun shines straight out of Donald's arse, we're pretty much guaranteed to get plenty of it.

You've been up Trump's arse?

I got so far up there I found a pair of Sean Hannity's old panties and Laura Ingram's pencils.
I was only joking
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George K

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Jolly

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@George-K said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

Sure the high Tuesday wasn't 69?
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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Mik

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Thank you for that awful mental picture, Jolly.

Ick.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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Thank you for that awful mental picture, Jolly.

Ick.
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Jolly

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@Mik said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

Thank you for that awful mental picture, Jolly.

Ick.

Yeah, it sucked, didn't it?
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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J Jolly

@Mik said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

Thank you for that awful mental picture, Jolly.

Ick.

Yeah, it sucked, didn't it?
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jon-nyc

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@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

@Mik said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

Thank you for that awful mental picture, Jolly.

Ick.

Yeah, it sucked, didn't it?

You gotta get those inhibitions licked, guys.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Axtremus

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https://maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/donald-trump-investigations/

Poll says "Majority of Americans Think Trump Investigations are Fair…Three in Four Say Trump Did Something Wrong"
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https://maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/donald-trump-investigations/

Poll says "Majority of Americans Think Trump Investigations are Fair…Three in Four Say Trump Did Something Wrong"
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jon-nyc

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@Axtremus

They’re half right. Trump did things wrong but the Manhattan DA isn’t in the right here.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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George K

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Indicted today.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

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It's a felony indictment.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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LuFins Dad

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Mr. Trump will be the first former president to face criminal charges.

But he won’t be the last, now that this Pandora’s box has been opened.
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jon-nyc

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And a shit case.

WTF is taking Georgia so long?
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Copper

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Yes, a convicted felon can run for president.
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And a shit case.

WTF is taking Georgia so long?
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@jon-nyc said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

And a shit case.

WTF is taking Georgia so long?

Ms. Kohrs might have created a few problems in that one.
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@jon-nyc said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

And a shit case.

WTF is taking Georgia so long?

Ms. Kohrs might have created a few problems in that one.
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jon-nyc

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@LuFins-Dad Only perceptions. She wasn’t a juror or anything. Case still has to be tried.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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It's a felony indictment.
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jon-nyc

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@George-K said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

It's a felony indictment.

And to think, poor Tucker already had a show planned, guests lined up, etc.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

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Has the former President issued any, uh, statements?
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Has the former President issued any, uh, statements?
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George K

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@jon-nyc
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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