Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday

jon-nyc · wrote on 23 Mar 2023, 21:23

Catseye3 · wrote on 23 Mar 2023, 22:30

What a pest he is. No, a pestilence -- causing derangement and discord everywhere he goes, like a bad virus with bad symptoms that hangs on and on and on. How else can he stay in the public eye? He has nothing else. So long as we're fighting over him, he's in the spotlight.

What can make him go away? Be good if he died, except then, god help us all, he'd be a martyr. Then he'd never go away.

A debilitating stroke would work.

"I want to be president!"

"I know, Donald. Come sit in your big-boy chair and eat your cream of wheat, that's a good boy."

"Then can I be president?"

"Yes, then you can be president."

"Person, woman, camera, man, TV!"

"Very good. Now eat your cream of wheat before it gets cold."

"I had more people than Obama!"

"Yes, you did."

"Yum, I like creamawheat."

Enough of that, and even his extreme Trumplovers would give up on him.

Maybe.

Worth a shot, anyway.

Jolly · 23 Mar 2023, 23:37

Isn't he wonderful?

It's like Jiffy-Pop, shaking up the establishment, bringing to light things you never knew were happening.

Who knew that Federal Agents lied to the FISA judges? Who knew political operatives could use Opposition Research to influence the FBI? Who knew the FBI would take that research, not verify it and use it as a springboard for investigations that bankrupted people and ruined their lives for little or no reason?

Who knew the Justice Department could be so political? Who knew they would charge people because they tried to entrap them with CIA assets?

Who knew the scope of Hunter Biden's influence peddling or how the Biden Crime Family makes their money? Who knew that people could become so political they would shove impeachment into the bin of just another political move of the moment?

Who knew how many people were in favor of a country with no borders? Who knew how fast government could be, when red tape is cut quickly and forcefully?

I can think of more, but nobody can deny Trump is a catalyst of change, a swizzle stick that can stir a lethargic Washington into a whirlpool.

Don't you just love him?

Mik · wrote on 23 Mar 2023, 23:30

He has indeed shined a bright light on some dark stuff.

Catseye3 · J Jolly 23 Mar 2023, 23:20

@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

Who knew that Federal Agents lied to the FISA judges? . . . (and etc) . . . Who knew how fast government could be, when red tape is cut quickly and forcefully?

Assuming all this is truth and not wild-child breitbart style opinionating, I can promise you that Planet Beltway knows this kind of thing and has done for decades.

There are probably people, if they're still alive, who know who shot Kennedy.

What Trump doesn't get is that swizzling Washington isn't necessarily a good thing. That that ISN'T WASHINGTON'S JOB. It isn't Washington's job to shine the bright light of truth on every goddamn thing. And if you need to be told why, just look at the chaos your child-man has caused with his big fat stupid mouth.

Is that what you call good government?

Jolly · 24 Mar 2023, 13:41

Yes.

It's where Ax and I are in complete agreement - Sunshine is good.

You can't take the politics out of Washington, but maybe you can tamp down the lies. Maybe the public can have a FBI that spends its time investigating crime, instead of creating it. Maybe the American public deserves at least a few Washington pols that put country ahead of party.

Don't we deserve that? Or do we simply deserve the government we vote for?

BTW, since you brought it up, what is the purpose of Washington?

And lastly, I didn't say anything not easily verifiable. Be my guest. Educate yourself.

But you won't...

Catseye3 · 24 Mar 2023, 13:43

From Borowitz:

Headline: Trump Claims Failure to Arrest Him Is Conspiracy to Keep Him from Getting Donations

If not arrested by Friday, Trump said, “I will perform a citizen’s arrest on myself.”

Doctor Phibes · 24 Mar 2023, 17:10

@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

It's where Ax and I are in complete agreement - Sunshine is good.

And since sun shines straight out of Donald's arse, we're pretty much guaranteed to get plenty of it.

George K · wrote on 24 Mar 2023, 13:43

@Catseye3 said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

From Borowitz:

Headline: Trump Claims Failure to Arrest Him Is Conspiracy to Keep Him from Getting Donations

If not arrested by Friday, Trump said, “I will perform a citizen’s arrest on myself.”

THat's just funny AF.

Jolly · 24 Mar 2023, 17:24

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

It's where Ax and I are in complete agreement - Sunshine is good.

And since sun shines straight out of Donald's arse, we're pretty much guaranteed to get plenty of it.

You've been up Trump's arse?

Doctor Phibes · J Jolly 24 Mar 2023, 17:10

@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

@Jolly said in Trump says he expects to be arrested on Tuesday:

It's where Ax and I are in complete agreement - Sunshine is good.

And since sun shines straight out of Donald's arse, we're pretty much guaranteed to get plenty of it.

You've been up Trump's arse?

I got so far up there I found a pair of Sean Hannity's old panties and Laura Ingram's pencils.