Now, for something totally different...

[Jolly]

Would make for great conversation at the supper table...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/some-morgues-refuse-to-hire-men-for-the-disgusting-reason-you-re-all-picturing-sorry/ar-AA18LPwp?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=W129&cvid=9b55dffdf8a94750ac9567435d2b4a74&ei=17

[George K]

That's a dead boring subject.

[Mik]

Of corpse it is.

[Doctor Phibes]

My name is Jack,

I'm a necrophiliac!

[LuFins Dad]

I’d warn @Doctor-Phibes about the dangers of sadomasochistic necrobestiality, but I would just be beating a dead horse.

[Jolly]

Y-cut him so?

[Doctor Phibes]

I **** dead people

[LuFins Dad]

Anal with a corpse is a dead end…

[George K]

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

[George K]

The sickest joke I've read in a long LONG time.

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I went down on a girl once when I tasted horse semen, I said "Grandma, so that's how you died!"