Borowitz on Pence
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Pence Says He Hid Behind Classified Documents to Keep Women from Lusting After Him
“Whenever possible, I’d bring Mother,” he said. “But when she wasn’t available I’d hide my face behind classified documents.”
Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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Pence Says He Hid Behind Classified Documents to Keep Women from Lusting After Him
“Whenever possible, I’d bring Mother,” he said. “But when she wasn’t available I’d hide my face behind classified documents.”
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Pence Says He Hid Behind Classified Documents to Keep Women from Lusting After Him
“Whenever possible, I’d bring Mother,” he said. “But when she wasn’t available I’d hide my face behind classified documents.”
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Pence does somewhat resemble the renowned English actor, the late Robert Shaw*.
- among his many diverse roles he played the Bond villain, Grant, in From Russia with Love.
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Pence does somewhat resemble the renowned English actor, the late Robert Shaw*.
- among his many diverse roles he played the Bond villain, Grant, in From Russia with Love.
@Renauda said in Borowitz on Pence:
Pence does somewhat resemble the renowned English actor, the late Robert Shaw*.
- among his many diverse roles he played the Bond villain, Grant, in From Russia with Love.
I just cannot see Pence ever saying 'Here's to swimming with bow-legged women' as he drinks his bedtime cocoa.
