Would he?

[George K]

Or woodie?

Man arrested for having sex with a tree.

https://www.fox13now.com/news/nation-world/man-arrested-after-having-sexual-relations-with-a-tree

If there was another tree involved would it be a tree-some? Is it oakay to do this? When confronted, did he say, "I ent-misbehavin'?"

[brenda]

Sounds like he's part of a splinter group.