Asking the important question about the Royals
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According to excerpts from Harry’s upcoming memoir, Spare, which was leaked ahead of its planned release next week by booksellers in Spain, the prince was suffering from frostbite on his “todger” during the 2011 Royal wedding.
In comments reported by the New York Post’s Page Six, Harry claimed that following a charity expedition to the North Pole prior to William’s wedding, he suffered from frostbite on his cheeks, ears, and apparently his penis.
Harry said that while he relayed tales of his adventure and the frostbite to his father King Charles, then still Prince of Wales, and brother William during a pre-wedding celebration, he held back details about his frozen “todger”, saying: “Pa was very interested, and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frost nipped ears and cheeks.”
“While the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t. It was becoming more of an issue by the day,” he claimed.
After the wedding, the prince said that he went to a doctor after using Elizabeth Arden cream to try and heal the genital wound.
The tell-all memoir also, for some reason, apparently reveals that the prince was circumcised as a child, despite rumours to the contrary.
How, exactly, does one get frostbite on your "todger?"
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Winter is coming
@Doctor-Phibes said in Asking the important question about the Royals:
Winter is coming
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