You're no doctor...

[Jolly]

You're not even real...

https://sfstandard.com/technology/these-doctors-pushed-masking-covid-lockdowns-on-twitter-turns-out-they-dont-exist/

[Doctor Phibes]

People arbitrarily sticking 'Doctor' in front of their fake name is a dreadful practice. It makes me want to push a pencil up my nose.

[Horace]

My favorite is when real doctors don their lab coats and stethoscopes for their infomercial-inspired social media opinionating.

[Copper]

@Horace

Are you saying that George is wearing his stethoscope right now?

[Jolly]

And nothing else.

[Doctor Phibes]

The funny thing about the article is that the fake people weren't masquerading as medical doctors at all.