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"I fell on it."

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    WWI shell found in Frenchman’s bottom

    A French hospital was partially evacuated after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

    The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a bomb scare, French publication Var-Matin reported.

    “An emergency occurred from 9pm to 11.30pm on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and paediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson said.

    “We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework,” they added. “When in doubt, we took all the precautions.”

    Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man, the New York Post reported.

    “They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital stated.

    Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 20cm long and more than 5cm wide — from the man’s rectum.

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
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      #2

      Hate when that happens.

      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
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        So many questions other than "Why?"

        1. Where did he find it?
        2. He's 88, shouldn't he be over that?
        3. Significant caliber - I guess that might suggest something?
        4. Presumably it went all the way in?
        5. Was there a potential for explosive diarrhea?

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #4

          Wisecracks (pun intended) seen on Twitter:

          “All Quiet On The Rectum Front”

          "I'm mortarfied"

          "Butt why?"

          "It was silent, butt deadly"

          "Fire in the hole!"

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • JollyJ Offline
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            No primer.

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • LuFins DadL Offline
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              wrote on last edited by LuFins Dad
              #6

              @George-K said in "I fell on it.":

              "Fire in the hole!"

              Expensive coffee everywhere…

              The Brad

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