Trump clarifies his platform

[Loki]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump clarifies his platform:

I have to say, I'd rather be a drunken Brit than a Teetotal Yank any fucking day of the week.

We gave the world Keith Richards. You supplied Donny Fucking Osmond. And yes, fuck you.

If not for Churchill’s swooning of Roosevelt you might have said that in German.

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump clarifies his platform:

I have to say, I'd rather be a drunken Brit than a Teetotal Yank any fucking day of the week.

We gave the world Keith Richards. You supplied Donny Fucking Osmond. And yes, fuck you.

And who was the inspiration for the Stones? Dickie Valentine?

[Doctor Phibes]

@Loki said in Trump clarifies his platform:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump clarifies his platform:

I have to say, I'd rather be a drunken Brit than a Teetotal Yank any fucking day of the week.

We gave the world Keith Richards. You supplied Donny Fucking Osmond. And yes, fuck you.

If not for Churchill’s swooning of Roosevelt you might have said that in German.

Frame it how you will, however your understandable shame and embarrassment at being so late for the first two World Wars in no way excuses your attempts to be quite so early for Number 3.

[Catseye3]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump clarifies his platform:

We gave the world Keith Richards.

And Elton John, don't forget.

[taiwan_girl]

I think it is pretty obvious that he did not answer the question. The question was pretty simple: "What are your top priority items for a second term?" (But, he is talking like a politician. I would have been surprise if he (or any major candidate) would have answered differently.)

Re: hiring of people. At some point, it become probable that the problem is not with the people he hired, but with the person that is doing the hiring.

John Kelly
Rex Tillerson
John Bolton
HR McMaster
Gen. Mattis
Jerome Powell
etc

[Rainman]

OF COURSE he didn't answer the question. That much he has learned.
If he were to have listed some things he actually wanted to do in his second term, the MSM would have torn it all apart over the weekend. He certainly realizes there are countless people (MSM or TNCR or anywhere) that would like to tell everyone else what he must have really meant. So, dodge the question.

Personally, I think he should go out tonight, cross the street where the "protesters" are, and punch the biggest lout right in the corn pop.

Then, walk back into the White House, turn off the porch light. Then before closing the door, he could yell, "I'm going to bed with Melania, loser(!), what fat, ugly, messed-up gender distortion are you gonna sleep with??"

[jon-nyc]

Oh, come on Rainman, the only way Trump would ever get pushback from Hannity is if he were fucking him from behind.

[Renauda]

@taiwan_girl said in Trump clarifies his platform:

I think it is pretty obvious that he did not answer the question. The question was pretty simple: "What are your top priority items for a second term?" (But, he is talking like a politician. I would have been surprise if he (or any major candidate) would have answered differently.)

Re: hiring of people. At some point, it become probable that the problem is not with the people he hired, but with the person that is doing the hiring.

John Kelly
Rex Tillerson
John Bolton
HR McMaster
Gen. Mattis
Jerome Powell
etc

Pretty much sums up my thoughts on the matter.

[Larry]

[Doctor Phibes]

Sometimes, re-reading a discussion such as this in the cold light of day teaches me a valuable lesson.

In this particular case, the valuable lesson to be learned is not to post after attempting to make dry martini's for the first time.

Sorry, everyone

[Mik]

Drunk posting is a time honored tradition at TNCR. Next day regrets, not so much.

[Larry]

@taiwan_girl said in Trump clarifies his platform:

I think it is pretty obvious that he did not answer the question. The question was pretty simple: "What are your top priority items for a second term?" (But, he is talking like a politician. I would have been surprise if he (or any major candidate) would have answered differently.)

Re: hiring of people. At some point, it become probable that the problem is not with the people he hired, but with the person that is doing the hiring.

John Kelly
Rex Tillerson
John Bolton
HR McMaster
Gen. Mattis
Jerome Powell
etc

Have you ever applied that same thing to Obama?

I didn't think so.

[Catseye3]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump clarifies his platform:

Sorry, everyone

De nada. I had to go back and review to even know what you were referring to.

[Mik]

It did seem awfully normal for Phibes, now that you mention it.

[Horace]

Deeply troubling.

[bachophile]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Trump clarifies his platform:

Frame it how you will, however your understandable shame and embarrassment at being so late for the first two World Wars in no way excuses your attempts to be quite so early for Number 3.

Actually thought that this was quite a brilliant retort.

Certainly after reading larsons take on Churchill.

[Doctor Phibes]

Maybe I should drink martinis more often.

Then again, maybe not.

[Jolly]

Shucks, I thought I had you at Dickie Valentine.

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in Trump clarifies his platform:

the only way Trump would ever get pushback from Hannity is if he were fucking him from behind.

I've got to remember that nice phrase.

[Horace]

If you think the phrase is nice, just wait till you try it.