Speaking of AI games….
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@jon-nyc said in Speaking of AI games….:
I give up. Do tell.
Seriously?
Explain taking a shit as a movie trailer.
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One for @Renauda :
The question of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin is a philosophical and theological thought experiment that has been used to argue that religious beliefs are overly abstract and irrelevant to practical concerns. It is not a question that can be answered with certainty, as angels are spiritual beings and are not bound by the same physical laws as human beings. Additionally, the size of the head of a pin is so small that it is unlikely that even one angel, let alone many, could fit on it. The question is therefore a humorous way of pointing out the absurdity of certain religious beliefs.
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FUCKing hell.
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@jon-nyc Okay I finally fucking stumped it.
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Explain blockchain technology using beer metaphors.
Imagine that you and your friends are at a brewery, and you all decide to share a beer. The brewery has a taproom where they serve the beer, and they also have a ledger that keeps track of how much beer each person has consumed. This ledger is like a decentralized database that contains all the information about each person's beer consumption.
Now, imagine that you take a sip of your beer. The ledger is immediately updated to reflect the change, and now it shows that you have consumed a small amount of beer. This update is recorded in a new entry in the ledger, and it is verified by the other people in the taproom who can see the ledger and the beer.
In this way, the ledger acts as a decentralized and transparent record of each person's beer consumption. It is constantly being updated and verified by multiple people, and it cannot be altered or corrupted without the knowledge and consent of the people in the taproom.
In the same way, blockchain technology is a decentralized and transparent database that records and verifies transactions. It is constantly being updated and verified by multiple people, and it cannot be altered or corrupted without the knowledge and consent of the network. Just like the ledger at the brewery, the blockchain can be used to record and verify a wide variety of different transactions and assets.
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Okay that's a good one.
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@jon-nyc Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in the style of a Donald Trump tweet.
4score&7yrsago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty & dedicated 2 the proposition that all men r created equal. #MAGA
But now, we're in the midst of a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived & so dedicated, can long endure. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
We have come to this battlefield, to pay our respects to the incredible people who have given their lives for our nation. #HonorTheFallen
But let's be clear, we can't dedicate this ground with words. The brave men & women who fought & died here have already done that. #NeverForget
It's not for us to consecrate this ground, it's for this ground to consecrate us. We must pledge ourselves to the cause of freedom. #KeepAmericaGreat
Let's stand here, together, on this battlefield of our nation's history, & pledge ourselves to the task that lies before us. #USA"
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Another one @jon-nyc and I'm passing out.
Explain quantitative easing in the style of James Brown song lyrics.
When the economy's down
And the markets are low
We need a plan, oh yes we do
To get things moving again
And put some cash in flow
That's when we turn to QEQuantitative easing, oh yeah
It's a funky tool
To get the economy moving
We print some money, oh yeah
And we buy some bonds
And that's how we get the cash flowingIt's not without its risks, oh no
But when things are tough
We gotta do what we gotta do
To get things moving again
And put some cash in flow
That's when we turn to QEQuantitative easing, oh yeah
It's a funky tool
To get the economy moving
We print some money, oh yeah
And we buy some bonds
And that's how we get the cash flowing.
