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The Holiday Season Funnies thread

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  • Catseye3C Offline
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    Catseye3
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    #37

    All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. -- Lewis Black

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #38

      This is just before Mik's favorite redhead was taken in for homicide.

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • MikM Away
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        Mik
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        #39

        You laugh. She asked for a super duper handheld last year.

        Handiest thing to have around for little kitchen messes.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • MikM Mik

          You laugh. She asked for a super duper handheld last year.

          Handiest thing to have around for little kitchen messes.

          George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #40

          @Mik said in The Holiday Season Funnies thread:

          super duper handheld

          I don't think she was talking about a vacuum.

          Just sayin'.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #41

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • MikM Away
              MikM Away
              Mik
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              #42

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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                #43

                How DARE you!

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • MikM Mik

                  You laugh. She asked for a super duper handheld last year.

                  Handiest thing to have around for little kitchen messes.

                  AxtremusA Offline
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #44

                  @Mik said in The Holiday Season Funnies thread:

                  You laugh. She asked for a super duper handheld last year.

                  Handiest thing to have around for little kitchen messes.

                  Which handheld did you get her?

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                    jon-nyc
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                    #45

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                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                      jon-nyc
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                      #46

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                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                      • AxtremusA Axtremus

                        @Mik said in The Holiday Season Funnies thread:

                        You laugh. She asked for a super duper handheld last year.

                        Handiest thing to have around for little kitchen messes.

                        Which handheld did you get her?

                        MikM Away
                        MikM Away
                        Mik
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #47

                        @Axtremus said in The Holiday Season Funnies thread:

                        @Mik said in The Holiday Season Funnies thread:

                        You laugh. She asked for a super duper handheld last year.

                        Handiest thing to have around for little kitchen messes.

                        Which handheld did you get her?

                        Shark WV201 WANDVAC Handheld Vacuum, Lightweight at 1.4 Pounds with Powerful Suction, Charging Dock, Single Touch Empty and Detachable Dust Cup

                        On sale now for $90.

                        https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07FX5K4D6/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #49

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                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #50

                              Hey guys, in case they run out of vacuums at the mall.

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                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                              • MikM Away
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                                Mik
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                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  Mik
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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        George K
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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