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Stop wiping your bum! Try this instead...

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  • MikM Away
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    Mik
    wrote on last edited by Mik
    #1

    Christmas is coming!

    https://www.gadgetonlineblog.com/bidet/en/pre-2-imb.html?temp=hcvr&iep=true&fomo=1&loader=1&Affid=4363&s1=DFO2_Bidet__US__Men&s2&s3&s4=3441&s5&domain1=www.digituplus.com&network_id=952&DirectLink=Y&ea=8336PR4&eo=73MGTG6&uid=22492&cc=4363CC3441

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      kluurs
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      #2

      convenient - just need a holster to carry it with you wherever you go.

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        #3

        When in Japan I first got to use one of those toilets with the water jet feature. It does a much better job of cleaning and a roll of toilet paper might last a generation. We got one for our house. If they caught on in the US, we'd probably save a few forests worth of trees every year. Less issues with hemorrhoids as an added bonus.

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #4

          Stupid question: The water's cold, right?

          I mean...

          alt text

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            And if you live in California, where water might cost more than toilet paper...

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • George KG George K

              Stupid question: The water's cold, right?

              I mean...

              alt text

              taiwan_girlT Offline
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              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              @George-K said in Stop wiping your bum! Try this instead...:

              Stupid question: The water's cold, right?

              Not usually. Heated water, heated seat. Some even play "white noise" to obscure any "bad" noise you make while going to the toilet. LOL

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              • kluursK Offline
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                kluurs
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                Our water is heated - so it is "refreshing" to experience. One can change the direction, type of spray and temperature.

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                • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                  @George-K said in Stop wiping your bum! Try this instead...:

                  Stupid question: The water's cold, right?

                  Not usually. Heated water, heated seat. Some even play "white noise" to obscure any "bad" noise you make while going to the toilet. LOL

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                  wrote on last edited by Renauda
                  #8

                  @taiwan_girl

                  Heated water, heated seat. Some even play "white noise" to obscure any "bad" noise you make while going to the toilet. LOL

                  I agree, Augmented IV or minor II chords are most embarrassing.

                  Elbows up!

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                  • LuFins DadL Offline
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                    LuFins Dad
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                    #9

                    Come on! It’s even in ads now?!

                    And it’s even worse for those of us with ovaries and periods! The way our bodies are made makes us more prone to UTIs,

                    WOMEN! The word you are looking for is WOMEN!

                    FFS…

                    The Brad

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                    • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                      @George-K said in Stop wiping your bum! Try this instead...:

                      Stupid question: The water's cold, right?

                      Not usually. Heated water, heated seat. Some even play "white noise" to obscure any "bad" noise you make while going to the toilet. LOL

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                      Friday
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      There is so much technology in washlets now. Lots of options available. Recently we were shopping for a new one for my kids bathroom. As we walked down the aisle where the toilets were, all the lids to the washlets opened up. I had a good giggle.

                      And yes, we travel with a portable bidet. Have done so ever since we stayed at a Waldorf and found the toilet paper to be like sand paper.

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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