Rabbits to the front, turkeys to the rear!

[Doctor Phibes]

Baby rabbits eating the front lawn, baby turkeys pecking in the back. Neither of them appears to have any concept of self-preservation whatsoever.

The Jack Russell is going freaking nuts.

[Jolly]

Ain't much meat on a baby turkey. The rabbits would be good fried.

[brenda]

Your Jack Russell knows exactly how to fix both of these problems, yet you hold him back from his destiny.

[Doctor Phibes]

@brenda said in Rabbits to the front, turkeys to the rear!:

Your Jack Russell knows exactly how to fix both of these problems, yet you hold him back from his destiny.

I'm afraid my daughter's heart would break. She's been trying to persuade us to adopt him. I suspect the local coyote may adopt him first, but I'm saying nothing.