Louis CK has a bit about the animal CT scan and how some morbidly obese people had to use it sometimes. Something about you would feel if that had been your day. Too fat to use normal medical equipment, so you use the one they use at the zoo. He tells it better than that.
By the way George if Cats isn't available to respond to her posts, you can start making Hey Horace! posts instead. I think TNCR needs more of my posts, so it is good to have something queued up for me.