An Important Message From Catseye3
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What I am about to tell you is of great importance. Do not treat it lightly.
I have discovered a great evil. You may have heard of it and in your tender innocence believed it to be a benefit to the world.
It is not.
Its name is Verizon, and it connects among us in the guise of a helper, a facilitator, a means to ease our lives.
That is a lie. It exists to capture your brain. Its reason for living is to drive you mad. Its quote-unquote "provider services" are a scurrilous deceit, in actuality being handled by other, innocent providers, leaving Verizon free to pursue its hideous ends.
This is the only possible explanation for the grim horror I have endured (barely) this day.
For hours -- hours -- today I have circled round and round and FUCKING ROUND to get a simple solution to my simple request, having to do with changing my data plan. Round and round and round, to 83 different websites, all labelled Verizon and all circling me back to one of the other 82 which also do not have what I need.
Round and round and round.
My mind is gone. Beware. Save yourselves. It's too late for me.
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That's why I prefer to do business in person.
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Yeah, if you go to the store, they can't bounce you around.
Can't you call them and have them do it over the phone?
