Hay, Aqua! Are you in the database?
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Anonymous poop gifting site hacked, customers exposed
ShitExpress, a web service that lets you send a box of feces along with a personalized message to friends and enemies, has been breached after a "customer" spotted a vulnerability.
Except, in an interesting twist, rather than responsibly reporting the vulnerability, the customer who is a known threat actor ended up exploiting the bug and downloading the entire database.
This database was then shared on a hacking forum, exposing the angry, and sometimes hysterical, personal messages sent by the customers with the gifts.
Shit delivery service hacked
"A simple way to send a piece of shit in a box around the world," ShitExpress describes what is a prank web service where customers can purchase and deliver real animal feces to friends or frenemies located anywhere in the world.
"Imagine all the people who annoy you the most. An irritating colleague. School teacher. Your ex-wife. Filthy boss. Jealous neighbour. That successful former classmate. Or all those pesky haters," states the homepage of ShitExpress.
"What if you could send them a smelly surprise? There is nothing that could replace the expression on the recipient's face after opening the box!"
ShitExpress' 4-step buying process involves:
- Choosing an animal, ahem excrement, e.g. organic, wet horse poop.
- Providing a shipping address
- Customizing packaging, e.g. with a smiley sticker
- Paying for your order
Payments can be made via credit card or Bitcoin. The service promises its patrons complete anonymity, even when paying via credit card.
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What is the world coming to when sending a box of shit to someone can't be done safely and anonymously?
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If I ever were involved in such shenanigans, I never would have hired out.
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@Mik said in Hay, Aqua! Are you in the database?:
I may be the only one on here who has actually mailed shit in a box. Three times.
Define "mail."
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USPS.
If you want to consider flaming bags of cowpie as mail, well, my record is more extensive still.
@Mik said in Hay, Aqua! Are you in the database?:
USPS.
If you want to consider flaming bags of cowpie as mail, well, my record is more extensive still.
If I paid for the postage and put the label on the box, but delivered it myself, I'd consider that half credit.
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@Mik said in Hay, Aqua! Are you in the database?:
Mimicry is one of nature's most potent defenses.
I'm a D&D player from the Old School. I know mimic boxes.
