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Pickup line in an Alabama bar...Baby, that's a nice tooth you have.
CSI Alabama was a failure...All the DNA was similar and there were no dental records.
What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?
They both can live off a dead bear for years...
Q: Why does Alabama exist?
A: To keep Georgia from getting its border dirty.
I had a friend from Alabama who lost his mother, his sister and his wife in a car wreck.
He sure does miss that woman...
What has 100 legs, 100 arms, and 44 teeth?
The Miss Alabama Pageant.
You guys have never ridden through/been to Mississippi.
That makes Alabama look like the fucking Hamptons.
