Would you like to play a game?

[Klaus]

It should be fairly easy to beat me. I barely know the rules.

https://play.chess.com/qMwzM

[Doctor Phibes]

I'd love to - but sadly my office blocks the site

[Klaus]

What? What kind of office is that? Blocking porn is one thing, but blocking a chess site wtf?

[Catseye3]

Geez, you'd think it was Horace's office that would object -- chess being a patriarchal, fascist and racist game (setting whites against blacks).

[Horace]

@Catseye3 said in Would you like to play a game?:

Geez, you'd think it was Horace's office that would object -- chess being a patriarchal, fascist and racist game (setting whites against blacks).

The main issue would be that it has an equal opportunity meritocratic outcome.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Klaus said in Would you like to play a game?:

What? What kind of office is that? Blocking porn is one thing, but blocking a chess site wtf?

So you're ok with porn sacrifices, but not bashing the bishop.

[taiwan_girl]

@Klaus Somebody already played you i think