Funny response contest

[Horace]

Email received at work, broadcast to the whole office:

There is a Amazon Package here for Karen, but there is no last name. Can you please come get your expected shipment in Shipping and recieving.

Please provide a sufficiently funny response that would justify my job loss, were I to reply-all with it.

[Mik]

Sometimes the universe just gifts you.

I'd say, "Hell, that could be any of them!".

[LuFins Dad]

As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

[Mik]

Buzzkill.

[Horace]

@LuFins-Dad said in Funny response contest:

As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

There was one reply- all from a woman with a Chinese name. Said it wasn’t for her, and signed the email Karen.

I am wondering if the shipment was a prank. We weren’t told the contents.

[Aqua Letifer]

"Looping my manager in to this. As the intended recipient would have wanted."

"Does anyone know who Karen's husband is and what he does for a living? Because you know she's going to ask."

[Aqua Letifer]

"Did this really need to be an all-office email? Just find the person with overdone highlights and has a trash bin full of iced latte cups."

[Doctor Phibes]

@Horace said in Funny response contest:

@LuFins-Dad said in Funny response contest:

As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

There was one reply- all from a woman with a Chinese name. Said it wasn’t for her, and signed the email Karen.

I am wondering if the shipment was a prank. We weren’t told the contents.

I'd report the Chinese woman to management, and cc all.

[Horace]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Funny response contest:

"Looping my manager in to this. As the intended recipient would have wanted."

"Does anyone know who Karen's husband is and what he does for a living? Because you know she's going to ask."

lol

[Horace]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Funny response contest:

@Horace said in Funny response contest:

@LuFins-Dad said in Funny response contest:

As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

There was one reply- all from a woman with a Chinese name. Said it wasn’t for her, and signed the email Karen.

I am wondering if the shipment was a prank. We weren’t told the contents.

I'd report the Chinese woman to management, and cc all.

Ah, that's perfect.