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Funny response contest

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    Horace
    wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 21:09 last edited by
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    Email received at work, broadcast to the whole office:

    There is a Amazon Package here for Karen, but there is no last name. Can you please come get your expected shipment in Shipping and recieving.

    Please provide a sufficiently funny response that would justify my job loss, were I to reply-all with it.

    Education is extremely important.

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      Mik
      wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 22:58 last edited by
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      Sometimes the universe just gifts you.

      I'd say, "Hell, that could be any of them!".

      "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 23:23 last edited by
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        As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

        The Brad

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          Mik
          wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 23:48 last edited by
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          Buzzkill. 😆

          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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          • L LuFins Dad
            6 Jul 2022, 23:23

            As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

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            Horace
            wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 23:57 last edited by
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            @LuFins-Dad said in Funny response contest:

            As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

            There was one reply- all from a woman with a Chinese name. Said it wasn’t for her, and signed the email Karen.

            I am wondering if the shipment was a prank. We weren’t told the contents.

            Education is extremely important.

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              Aqua Letifer
              wrote on 7 Jul 2022, 00:33 last edited by
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              "Looping my manager in to this. As the intended recipient would have wanted."

              "Does anyone know who Karen's husband is and what he does for a living? Because you know she's going to ask."

              Please love yourself.

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                Aqua Letifer
                wrote on 7 Jul 2022, 00:38 last edited by
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                "Did this really need to be an all-office email? Just find the person with overdone highlights and has a trash bin full of iced latte cups."

                Please love yourself.

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                • H Horace
                  6 Jul 2022, 23:57

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Funny response contest:

                  As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

                  There was one reply- all from a woman with a Chinese name. Said it wasn’t for her, and signed the email Karen.

                  I am wondering if the shipment was a prank. We weren’t told the contents.

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 7 Jul 2022, 00:40 last edited by
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                  @Horace said in Funny response contest:

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Funny response contest:

                  As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

                  There was one reply- all from a woman with a Chinese name. Said it wasn’t for her, and signed the email Karen.

                  I am wondering if the shipment was a prank. We weren’t told the contents.

                  I'd report the Chinese woman to management, and cc all.

                  I was only joking

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                  • A Aqua Letifer
                    7 Jul 2022, 00:33

                    "Looping my manager in to this. As the intended recipient would have wanted."

                    "Does anyone know who Karen's husband is and what he does for a living? Because you know she's going to ask."

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                    Horace
                    wrote on 7 Jul 2022, 00:41 last edited by
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                    @Aqua-Letifer said in Funny response contest:

                    "Looping my manager in to this. As the intended recipient would have wanted."

                    "Does anyone know who Karen's husband is and what he does for a living? Because you know she's going to ask."

                    lol

                    Education is extremely important.

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                    • D Doctor Phibes
                      7 Jul 2022, 00:40

                      @Horace said in Funny response contest:

                      @LuFins-Dad said in Funny response contest:

                      As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

                      There was one reply- all from a woman with a Chinese name. Said it wasn’t for her, and signed the email Karen.

                      I am wondering if the shipment was a prank. We weren’t told the contents.

                      I'd report the Chinese woman to management, and cc all.

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                      Horace
                      wrote on 7 Jul 2022, 00:42 last edited by
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                      @Doctor-Phibes said in Funny response contest:

                      @Horace said in Funny response contest:

                      @LuFins-Dad said in Funny response contest:

                      As an aside, the email server couldn’t filter out all the Karens and just email them?

                      There was one reply- all from a woman with a Chinese name. Said it wasn’t for her, and signed the email Karen.

                      I am wondering if the shipment was a prank. We weren’t told the contents.

                      I'd report the Chinese woman to management, and cc all.

                      Ah, that's perfect.

                      Education is extremely important.

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