Car parked for two months in front of my home...

[George K]

God bless you for the work you do.

[Mik]

That's mighty white of you, Horace.

[Jolly]

Ain't nuthin' burns like a tire, once it gets goin'.

[Catseye3]

@Jolly You're telling me?

I live about 5 miles north of Mountain Falls. The plume from this tire fire (or as we locals called it, tahr fahr) completely blanketed the sky over our heads. It was the bizarrest thing I ever saw.

[LuFins Dad]

@Horace did you use the word “Shithole”? The story gains epic status if you did.

[Horace]

@LuFins-Dad said in Car parked for two months in front of my home...:

@Horace did you use the word “Shithole”? The story gains epic status if you did.

I wanted to tell them to get their piece of shit off of my lawn, and that there's a 72 hour law, and that I would have their rusted out eyesore towed if they don't move it, but I tried my best to pretend to be nice, instead. Pretending to be nice is often a good idea.

[Mik]

Especially if you are carrying a grenade in your pocket.

[Jolly]

Those are hard to come by.

Now, a shell simulator wrapped in piano wire...

[Copper]

@Horace said in Car parked for two months in front of my home...:

I tried my best to pretend to be nice, instead.

If you were really trying you would have given the car a nice wash and wax.

[Horace]

@Copper said in Car parked for two months in front of my home...:

@Horace said in Car parked for two months in front of my home...:

I tried my best to pretend to be nice, instead.

If you were really trying you would have given the car a nice wash and wax.

I did have to clear some space in the dead leaves, to make room for the note under the wipers.