• Definition of "woke":
    The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue.
    It is a word taken from ghetto rat dialect that came about as a result of poor grammar skills.

    So if you're "woke", by definition you are a pretentious prick appropriating someone elses culture so you can feel morally superior like your peers.

    Used in a sentence: "If people were more woke there would be handicapped parking spaces for people with disabled pets.."

    Conclusion: Woke people are morons.

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