"No ink 4 Cops"
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@Axtremus said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Are there no more serious offenses, like excessive/lethal force or dereliction of duty or violating civil rights, that are even more worthy of dismissal from the police force?
Yeah, but picture it: Late at night, a woman driver is stopped for excessive speed. She watches as the cop stands five inches away from her, writing her ticket, and got "pure" and "evil" tattooed on his fingers.
Heart attack much?
BTW, Pro Tip: Mostly for women, if you suspect the cop stopping you is a badguy dressed as a cop, look at his shoes.
@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
BTW, Pro Tip: Mostly for women, if you suspect the cop stopping you is a badguy dressed as a cop, look at his shoes.
That's a good tip for job interviews as well. If folks show up in a nice suit, but their shoes are really grungy, then you risk being stuck employing somebody like Aqua.
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@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
BTW, Pro Tip: Mostly for women, if you suspect the cop stopping you is a badguy dressed as a cop, look at his shoes.
That's a good tip for job interviews as well. If folks show up in a nice suit, but their shoes are really grungy, then you risk being stuck employing somebody like Aqua.
@Doctor-Phibes Zing!
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@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Doctor-Phibes Zing!
Obviously, I was kidding. There's no way Aqua would wear a suit to an interview.
I was only joking
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@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Cops wear specific shoes always? (Pro tip: they do not.)
No, but they don't wear Flyers or sandals, either. There are uniform requirements. It's not meant to be foolproof.
@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Cops wear specific shoes always? (Pro tip: they do not.)
No, but they don't wear Flyers or sandals, either. There are uniform requirements. It's not meant to be foolproof.
They hell they don't. Any off-duty cop will absolutely stop you if you're doing something stupid, and running away or resisting because you think their shoes gives you secret knowledge is going to make your life a lot more miserable than it needs to be.
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@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Cops wear specific shoes always? (Pro tip: they do not.)
No, but they don't wear Flyers or sandals, either. There are uniform requirements. It's not meant to be foolproof.
They hell they don't. Any off-duty cop will absolutely stop you if you're doing something stupid, and running away or resisting because you think their shoes gives you secret knowledge is going to make your life a lot more miserable than it needs to be.
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Any off-duty cop . . .
I figured it would be obvious I was talking about a uniformed cop -- a cop who is on duty.
Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Doctor-Phibes Zing!
Obviously, I was kidding. There's no way Aqua would wear a suit to an interview.
@Doctor-Phibes said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Doctor-Phibes Zing!
Obviously, I was kidding. There's no way Aqua would wear a suit to an interview.
Not once, my friend. Perpetually one of Copper's second stringers.
Last interview I was on, I was wearing a "Keep It Green" graphic tee, hiking pants and sandals.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Any off-duty cop . . .
I figured it would be obvious I was talking about a uniformed cop -- a cop who is on duty.
@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Any off-duty cop . . .
I figured it would be obvious I was talking about a uniformed cop -- a cop who is on duty.
So the mugger/rapist/whatever in question here is going to go through all the trouble of procuring a cop uniform, but stop at the shoes?
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@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Any off-duty cop . . .
I figured it would be obvious I was talking about a uniformed cop -- a cop who is on duty.
So the mugger/rapist/whatever in question here is going to go through all the trouble of procuring a cop uniform, but stop at the shoes?
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
So the mugger/rapist/whatever in question here is going to go through all the trouble of procuring a cop uniform, but stop at the shoes?
What trouble? Maybe it wouldn't be that much trouble. Maybe he'd find it in his brother-in-law's laundry basket. And maybe he wouldn't be smart enough -- you know what, I'm bored with this. Forget it.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
So the mugger/rapist/whatever in question here is going to go through all the trouble of procuring a cop uniform, but stop at the shoes?
What trouble? Maybe it wouldn't be that much trouble. Maybe he'd find it in his brother-in-law's laundry basket. And maybe he wouldn't be smart enough -- you know what, I'm bored with this. Forget it.
@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
So the mugger/rapist/whatever in question here is going to go through all the trouble of procuring a cop uniform, but stop at the shoes?
What trouble? Maybe it wouldn't be that much trouble. Maybe he'd find it in his brother-in-law's laundry basket. And maybe he wouldn't be smart enough -- oh shit, I'm bored with this. Forget it.
I get the draw to silly tips like this: makes you feel like an insider, like you know things others don't. But they're nonsense. Ask to see a badge.
Please love yourself.
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Pro tip from an insider: Arguing about stuff on the internet is a waste of time
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Pro tip from an insider: Arguing about stuff on the internet is a waste of time
@Doctor-Phibes said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Pro tip from an insider: Arguing about stuff on the internet is a waste of time
I'm an INTP, man. Look that shit up.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Pro tip from an insider: Arguing about stuff on the internet is a waste of time
I'm an INTP, man. Look that shit up.
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Doctor-Phibes said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Pro tip from an insider: Arguing about stuff on the internet is a waste of time
I'm an INTP, man. Look that shit up.
Classifying people's personality types using four letter acronyms is something I do a great deal, both professionally and in my spare time. Admittedly, I generally don't use those four letters.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Doctor-Phibes said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Pro tip from an insider: Arguing about stuff on the internet is a waste of time
I'm an INTP, man. Look that shit up.
Classifying people's personality types using four letter acronyms is something I do a great deal, both professionally and in my spare time. Admittedly, I generally don't use those four letters.
@Doctor-Phibes said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Doctor-Phibes said in "No ink 4 Cops":
Pro tip from an insider: Arguing about stuff on the internet is a waste of time
I'm an INTP, man. Look that shit up.
Classifying people's personality types using four letter acronyms is something I do a great deal, both professionally and in my spare time. Admittedly, I generally don't use those four letters.
Watch out for the INCLs.
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@Catseye3 said in "No ink 4 Cops":
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
So the mugger/rapist/whatever in question here is going to go through all the trouble of procuring a cop uniform, but stop at the shoes?
What trouble? Maybe it wouldn't be that much trouble. Maybe he'd find it in his brother-in-law's laundry basket. And maybe he wouldn't be smart enough -- oh shit, I'm bored with this. Forget it.
I get the draw to silly tips like this: makes you feel like an insider, like you know things others don't. But they're nonsense. Ask to see a badge.
@Aqua-Letifer said in "No ink 4 Cops":
I get the draw to silly tips like this: makes you feel like an insider, like you know things others don't.
Well, screw you too, dearie.
