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If it’s grey and weighs 3 tons, don’t fuck with it.
"Bury your head in THIS, mofo!"
I don't see skin color, and I never judge anybody by whether or not they are heavy. I would not be capable of living by that rule.
You can cut steaks out of both of 'em.
Hmm … I’ve had ostrich steak, but never elephant meat.
@Axtremus said in Rules to live by:
Pro tip: Don’t order the full rack of ribs.
