Rules to live by

[jon-nyc]

If it’s grey and weighs 3 tons, don’t fuck with it.

[Mik]

"Bury your head in THIS, mofo!"

[Horace]

I don't see skin color, and I never judge anybody by whether or not they are heavy. I would not be capable of living by that rule.

[Jolly]

You can cut steaks out of both of 'em.

[Axtremus]

Hmm … I’ve had ostrich steak, but never elephant meat.

[Mik]

@Axtremus said in Rules to live by:

Hmm … I’ve had ostrich steak, but never elephant meat.

Pro tip: Don’t order the full rack of ribs.