KY Derby winner is a funny guy

[Copper]

Not really

This is a fake story

I don't care, it is still a good story

[Mik]

Yeah, but the trainer, Jimmy Reed, made some equally funny comments about whatserface, you know, the VP, that are getting him in some hot water. Something about her being good on her knees.

[Catseye3]

Greetings. I am Rich Strike, the horse half of the Derby winners, along with my man Sonny. My friends call me Ritchie. I have been given special permission to make a one-time post to your forum to correct a very unfair impression!

Sonny is typing this message for me because hooves, you know.

The thing is, Sonny didn't win that race by himself. Not fair to call Sonny the winner. Like what am I, chopped liver? I was there, too!

So not for nuthin, it wunt Sonny who ran his ass off for the win! Make no mistake, he helped, I couldn'ta done it without him, but it's me who's rocking the liniment right now, know what I mean? S0 how about a little credit where it's due, okay?

Just to show there's no hard feelings, here's a little horse joke for you.

Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.

Thanks for the opportunity.

Your friend, Ritchie the Derby Winner at 80-1 Odds