Dear God:

[Catseye3]

Far be it from me to complain, Your Supremeness, but it has apparently slipped your mind that yesterday was April 18 and today is April 19 (anniversary of the OKC bombing, BTW) and it is snow and very cold temps -- entirely inappropriate. Which the seasons were your idea, don't forget. We have paid our dues -- you know, where we suffer through your crummy winters -- so how about a little corrective action, 'k?

Humbly grateful.

[Jolly]

The alternative to seasons is sunshine and equatorial rainfall.

Now, think how boring that would be...