Football jokes about Southern colleges

[George K]

How many Va Tech freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.

How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.

How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week. The other half will have to dress themselves.

[Jolly]

Why doesn't the Texas Aggie football team drink ice water?

The guy who had the recipe, graduated.