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The Bee Apologizes

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • MikM Away
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      Mik
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      😆

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        Genius

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Genius

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          @jon-nyc said in The Bee Apologizes:

          Genius

          Because it was a straight recitation of the virtue narrative, at least up to the last part about 1000 kindergarten teachers? Yes, that is genius. When reality is the joke and you can just report it.

          Reminds me of Norm MacDonald's idea of the perfect joke, where the setup was the punchline, but the punchline still needs to be said, to remind the audience that reality is the joke. His favorite attempt at this was his joke about Julia Roberts divorcing Lyle Lovett. ‘Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts are getting a divorce and people close to the couple say the reason is because he’s Lyle Lovett and she’s Julia Roberts.’

          My least favorite attempt at this was Bo Burnham commenting on why he was opposed to Donald Trump. 'Because he's Donald Trump. Because he's Donald Fucking Trump.' I think he repeated it like 10 times to increasing thunderous clapter applause.

          Education is extremely important.

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            Wicked. Simply wicked.

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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