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"Push the button."

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    George K
    wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 01:44 last edited by
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    Mrs. George and I crossed the Cheddar Curtain® today to visit D2. I had enough gas to get up there (about 100 miles), but I knew I'd have to gas up for the trip home.

    So, after we left her place, I went to Kwik Trip (yeah, it's a 'Sconnie thing) to fill up.

    I pulled up to the pump, swiped my credit card, and the screen said, "Push button, remove handle, and begin fueling."

    But, where's the button?

    I wanted to pump premium, and I pushed all three of these "buttons."

    Nothing happened.

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    Frustrated, I finally put accepted my humility, and asked the 'Sconnie at the next pump what I was doing wrong. I told him that no button was responding to my request.

    He showed me that the "button" was here....

    Oh, of course. Push the LEVER on the housing of the handle of the pump. In Wisconsin, that's what we call a "button."

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    F'ing Cheddarheads.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Mik
      wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 02:31 last edited by
      #2

      That’s to confuse the FIBs.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • M Mik
        13 Mar 2022, 02:31

        That’s to confuse the FIBs.

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        Aqua Letifer
        wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 02:33 last edited by
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        @Mik said in "Push the button.":

        That’s to confuse the FIBs.

        I had to look that one up.

        Please love yourself.

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        • M Mik
          13 Mar 2022, 02:31

          That’s to confuse the FIBs.

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          George K
          wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 02:39 last edited by
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          @Mik said in "Push the button.":

          That’s to confuse the FIBs.

          Actually, that was my first thought, LOL.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Mik
            wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 13:32 last edited by
            #5

            My rental car had Illinois plates on it. Felt like I had a target painted on my back.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • M Mik
              13 Mar 2022, 13:32

              My rental car had Illinois plates on it. Felt like I had a target painted on my back.

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              George K
              wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 13:38 last edited by
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              @Mik said in "Push the button.":

              My rental car had Illinois plates on it. Felt like I had a target painted on my back.

              We went out for lunch (that's another thread for later), and I drove. D2 said, "We should've taken my car."

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Copper
                wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 13:50 last edited by
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                That's what you get for reading directions.

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                  Klaus
                  wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 14:01 last edited by
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                  Why does the screen say "Pizza"???

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                  • K Klaus
                    13 Mar 2022, 14:01

                    Why does the screen say "Pizza"???

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                    George K
                    wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 15:20 last edited by
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                    @Klaus said in "Push the button.":

                    Why does the screen say "Pizza"???

                    Screens at gas stations are used for advertising as well.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • G George K
                      13 Mar 2022, 15:20

                      @Klaus said in "Push the button.":

                      Why does the screen say "Pizza"???

                      Screens at gas stations are used for advertising as well.

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                      Aqua Letifer
                      wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 15:33 last edited by
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                      @George-K said in "Push the button.":

                      @Klaus said in "Push the button.":

                      Why does the screen say "Pizza"???

                      Screens at gas stations are used for advertising as well.

                      Usually one of the buttons on the right of the screen mutes that shit. FYI.

                      Please love yourself.

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                      • A Aqua Letifer
                        13 Mar 2022, 15:33

                        @George-K said in "Push the button.":

                        @Klaus said in "Push the button.":

                        Why does the screen say "Pizza"???

                        Screens at gas stations are used for advertising as well.

                        Usually one of the buttons on the right of the screen mutes that shit. FYI.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 15:38 last edited by
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                        @Aqua-Letifer said in "Push the button.":

                        Usually one of the buttons on the right of the screen mutes that shit. FYI.

                        Yup.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Horace
                          wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 15:40 last edited by Horace
                          #12

                          One gas station around here plays a world news service on screens at the pumps.

                          Education is extremely important.

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                            Jolly
                            wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 16:27 last edited by
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                            Yep, we've got one of those.

                            And we have some pumps like George posted, except ours say to push the lever.

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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