Brady Retiring
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Tom Brady, after living a full life, died.
When he got to Heaven God was showing him around. They came to a nice little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom.", said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here". Tom felt very special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3 story mansion, with orange and black sidewalks and driveways, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Bengals flag waving, a swimming pool in the shape of a tiger, a Cincinnati Bengals logo in every window, and a #9 Joe Burrow jersey on the front door.
Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 7 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Joe Burrow get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Joe's house, that's mine."
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That should really go in the Dark or Inappropriate humor thread
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Now the rumor is Miami
A Boston sports insider with a history of bombshell scoops regarding NFL legend Tom Brady has dropped another one.
Veteran broadcaster and reporter Dale E. Arnold tweeted on Thursday that he "would not be surprised" if Brady played somewhere other than Tampa next season, hinting instead at a possible arrival with the Miami Dolphins -- "try a little further south."ttps://www.audacy.com/wqam/sports/miami-dolphins/tom-brady-reportedly-working-on-trade-out-of-tampa-to-miami-dolphins
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Now the rumor is Miami
A Boston sports insider with a history of bombshell scoops regarding NFL legend Tom Brady has dropped another one.
Veteran broadcaster and reporter Dale E. Arnold tweeted on Thursday that he "would not be surprised" if Brady played somewhere other than Tampa next season, hinting instead at a possible arrival with the Miami Dolphins -- "try a little further south."ttps://www.audacy.com/wqam/sports/miami-dolphins/tom-brady-reportedly-working-on-trade-out-of-tampa-to-miami-dolphins
@Copper Now the rumor is Miami.
Doubtful. As Joe of JoeBucsFan pointed out, Brady wouldn't court all those players only to blow town.
There's been a rash of doofy rumors surrounding the Brady story.
There are a bunch of reasons for him to stay with Tampa and none for him to go somewhere else.
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@Copper Now the rumor is Miami.
Doubtful. As Joe of JoeBucsFan pointed out, Brady wouldn't court all those players only to blow town.
There's been a rash of doofy rumors surrounding the Brady story.
There are a bunch of reasons for him to stay with Tampa and none for him to go somewhere else.
@Catseye3 said in Brady Retiring:
@Copper Now the rumor is Miami.
Doubtful. As Joe of JoeBucsFan pointed out, Brady wouldn't court all those players only to blow town.
There's been a rash of doofy rumors surrounding the Brady story.
There are a bunch of reasons for him to stay with Tampa and none for him to go somewhere else.
Miami’s gay culture is perhaps America’s most vibrant. Whether that is a reason for Brady to go there is a matter of speculation though, and I am NOT here to spread rumors that are already established as known fact.
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Headline: Peyton Manning wants the retirement gifts he gave Tom Brady back.
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Peyton Manning welcomed Tom Brady into the retired quarterbacks club with a handwritten note and a bottle of wine.Now that Brady has broken out of that club, he wants his stuff back.
"I want the letter back," Manning said. "You got to read all these nice things. I want it back. I want the bottle of wine back, too."
