Would you wear this shirt?
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@jon-nyc said in Would you wear this shirt?:
Every time you drop him off or pick him up at college.
Every. Single. Time.
Oh, no question about that. In fact, this is an escalation, and isn’t a cruel gift from him, this is part of a joint project.
It started when he got me this for Father’s Day:
That was a gag gift and he explained that every dad needs an ugly shirt… So as revenge, I war it the last day of parent/student orientation week in June. The looks of disgust that I received by some of the other parents were so profound, that we decided to see how far we can push this. Every visit and every day of the visit there is a horrible shirt. My intention was to keep it in the realm of tacky and ugly. He is pushing it to the realm of the sublime.
Here is the shirt I wore when I picked him up (also a gift from him)
@lufins-dad said in Would you wear this shirt?:
In fact, this is an escalation, and isn’t a cruel gift from him, this is part of a joint project.
With this one he outdid himself, though. Truly.
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Okay, senior year… Time to up my game.
Which would you guys suggest?
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How about
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No. Just no. Luke is totally expecting this.
How about you put coffee stains on a wife beater and wear it with cutoff jeans shorts that show the bottom of your butt cheeks? As hard as it may be, act totally comfortable and unironic.
That would be upping your game. Some next level shit.
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No. Just no. Luke is totally expecting this.
How about you put coffee stains on a wife beater and wear it with cutoff jeans shorts that show the bottom of your butt cheeks? As hard as it may be, act totally comfortable and unironic.
That would be upping your game. Some next level shit.
@jon-nyc said in Would you wear this shirt?:
No. Just no. Luke is totally expecting this.
How about you put coffee stains on a wife beater and wear it with cutoff jeans shorts that show the bottom of your butt cheeks? As hard as it may be, act totally comfortable and unironic.
That would be upping your game. Some next level shit.
Should I get a mullet?
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@jon-nyc said in Would you wear this shirt?:
Is there time? That would be check and mate. He’d simply declare you the victor.
We’ll, there’s graduation…
