Coffee and Tea

Mik

Yep

Aqua Letifer

@mik said in Coffee and Tea:

Yep

Hey man, put up or shut up. Drink what I drink and prepare it properly. Then tell me that again.

Coffee is pixie piss to me now.

Doctor Phibes

I love my first cup of tea in the morning. Not that shite that Aqua drinks, obviously.

Klaus

I used to be a black tea (assam) drinker for many years. Now it's just coffee. It's a matter of habit.

Doctor Phibes

Tea and coffee fulfill different needs for me. I drink 1, occasionally 2 coffees a day, but I can happily live without it.

A couple of weeks ago we almost ran out of the strong tea that I like, and I had a mild anxiety attack when Amazon lost my order. Well, I describe it as mild - the rest of the family might call it something else.

Aqua Letifer

@doctor-phibes said in Coffee and Tea:

coffees

For God's sake, man, you're British!!!

Doctor Phibes

@aqua-letifer said in Coffee and Tea:

@doctor-phibes said in Coffee and Tea:

coffees

For God's sake, man, you're British!!!

I'm Lancastrian. We all say 'coffees' there.

Aqua Letifer

@doctor-phibes said in Coffee and Tea:

@aqua-letifer said in Coffee and Tea:

@doctor-phibes said in Coffee and Tea:

coffees

For God's sake, man, you're British!!!

I'm Lancastrian. We all say 'coffees' there.

Something you and Long Islanders have in common, then.

You want that, Phibes? You honestly want that for yourself? Long Islanders?

Doctor Phibes

@aqua-letifer said in Coffee and Tea:

@doctor-phibes said in Coffee and Tea:

@aqua-letifer said in Coffee and Tea:

@doctor-phibes said in Coffee and Tea:

coffees

For God's sake, man, you're British!!!

I'm Lancastrian. We all say 'coffees' there.

Something you and Long Islanders have in common, then.

You want that, Phibes? You honestly want that for yourself? Long Islanders?

Well, I will say that those guys certainly know how to make an iced tea. Unlike the rest of you, they understand that a cold drink is no place for actual tea.

Doctor Phibes

@aqua-letifer said in Coffee and Tea:

Something you and Long Islanders have in common, then.

Just to be clear, are you telling me you'd go into a coffee place and ask for 'two coffee'?

Aqua Letifer

@doctor-phibes said in Coffee and Tea:

@aqua-letifer said in Coffee and Tea:

Something you and Long Islanders have in common, then.

Just to be clear, are you telling me you'd go into a coffee place and ask for 'two coffee'?

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Coffee, unlike "douchebag," is not a countable noun. If I say I'm conversing with a douchebag, naturally your first guess would be that I'm conversing with Crashtest, but nonetheless you still know that people are quantitative, and the conversation is a dialogue, not a crowded room.

If I say I have three coffees, that could mean three weakass saucer cups, cups for normies, or three travel mugs for red-blooded 'murricans that are fast-tracking their way toward heart palpitations. "3 coffees" could mean anything between 18 and 100 ounces of coffee.

Coffee is a noncountable noun. It needs a quantifier. Cup of coffee, pot of coffee, enema of coffee.

Doctor Phibes

@aqua-letifer said in Coffee and Tea:

red-blooded 'murricans

South Americans or North Americans?

Aqua Letifer

@doctor-phibes said in Coffee and Tea:

@aqua-letifer said in Coffee and Tea:

red-blooded 'murricans

South Americans or North Americans?

Neither, I'm talking about American Americans, the only ones Trump says who matter.

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