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  • MikM Away
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    Mik
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    I doubt you would enjoy it. i have lit up a few since I quit in 1976. They tasted just as godawful as the first ones in 8th grade.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • MikM Mik

      I doubt you would enjoy it. i have lit up a few since I quit in 1976. They tasted just as godawful as the first ones in 8th grade.

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      @mik said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

      They tasted just as godawful as the first ones in 8th grade.

      They never tasted awful to me. I think that might have been my problem. The smell of fresh tobacco smoke still drives me nuts.
      .
      .

      NOT. THAT. I'M. FREAKING. BITTER. OR. ANYTHING.

      I was only joking

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        I enjoy the buzz when I have my once-every-few-years cigarette.

        Education is extremely important.

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        • HoraceH Horace

          I enjoy the buzz when I have my once-every-few-years cigarette.

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          @horace said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

          I enjoy the buzz when I have my once-every-few-years cigarette.

          Don't rub it in.

          It wasn't the buzz they gave me that was the problem, since there really wasn't one. It was the other kind buzz that kicked in if I didn't smoke one for a few hours.

          I was only joking

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            Once or twice a year I'll sit outside with a nice adult beverage and a decent cigar. I thoroughly enjoy the taste and the slight nicotine buzz. Then I realize I smell like shit and shower and brush my teeth with lysol and a brillo pad.

            The Brad

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            • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

              Once or twice a year I'll sit outside with a nice adult beverage and a decent cigar. I thoroughly enjoy the taste and the slight nicotine buzz. Then I realize I smell like shit and shower and brush my teeth with lysol and a brillo pad.

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              @lufins-dad said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

              Once or twice a year I'll sit outside with a nice adult beverage and a decent cigar. I thoroughly enjoy the taste and the slight nicotine buzz. Then I realize I smell like shit and shower and brush my teeth with lysol and a brillo pad.

              I tried to smoke cigars countless times. After about half the cigar, my tongue felt like a backhoe drove over it.

              And yeah, they're smelly.

              I did enjoy a pipe, however, despite all the fussiness of it.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • MikM Mik

                I doubt you would enjoy it. i have lit up a few since I quit in 1976. They tasted just as godawful as the first ones in 8th grade.

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                @mik said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                the first ones in 8th grade.

                2nd grade for me.

                In secret with 2 other guys, nobody ever knew, I remember it well.

                Isn't that insane?

                That was a different world.

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                • George KG George K

                  @lufins-dad said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                  Once or twice a year I'll sit outside with a nice adult beverage and a decent cigar. I thoroughly enjoy the taste and the slight nicotine buzz. Then I realize I smell like shit and shower and brush my teeth with lysol and a brillo pad.

                  I tried to smoke cigars countless times. After about half the cigar, my tongue felt like a backhoe drove over it.

                  And yeah, they're smelly.

                  I did enjoy a pipe, however, despite all the fussiness of it.

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                  @george-k said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                  @lufins-dad said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                  Once or twice a year I'll sit outside with a nice adult beverage and a decent cigar. I thoroughly enjoy the taste and the slight nicotine buzz. Then I realize I smell like shit and shower and brush my teeth with lysol and a brillo pad.

                  I tried to smoke cigars countless times. After about half the cigar, my tongue felt like a backhoe drove over it.

                  And yeah, they're smelly.

                  I did enjoy a pipe, however, despite all the fussiness of it.

                  One of my favorite pathologists smoked a pipe. He was lousy in a production oriented pathology section, but I would rather have him read my stuff than any other path I worked with. He was the quintessential educated, Old Money Southerner, down to the fact that he owned a plantation. Med school at Tulane, residency at Vanderbilt, which is where he taught until he took over the reigns of the farm.

                  You could tell when he had a tough set of slides to read, as out came an old briar pipe from his lab coat pocket and he'd reach in his desk for his tobacco pouch and lighter. Most of the time, he'd fire it up, take a puff or two, then lay it aside while he stuck his head back in his microscope. If it was particularly tough, he might have to repack and relight that old pipe two or three times. When you smelled the pipe - which always smelled like Borkum Riff - or saw the smoke wafting out of his office, you knew he was deep in thought.

                  He could be maddenly slow, but he was very rarely ever wrong...

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • JollyJ Jolly

                    @george-k said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                    @lufins-dad said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                    Once or twice a year I'll sit outside with a nice adult beverage and a decent cigar. I thoroughly enjoy the taste and the slight nicotine buzz. Then I realize I smell like shit and shower and brush my teeth with lysol and a brillo pad.

                    I tried to smoke cigars countless times. After about half the cigar, my tongue felt like a backhoe drove over it.

                    And yeah, they're smelly.

                    I did enjoy a pipe, however, despite all the fussiness of it.

                    One of my favorite pathologists smoked a pipe. He was lousy in a production oriented pathology section, but I would rather have him read my stuff than any other path I worked with. He was the quintessential educated, Old Money Southerner, down to the fact that he owned a plantation. Med school at Tulane, residency at Vanderbilt, which is where he taught until he took over the reigns of the farm.

                    You could tell when he had a tough set of slides to read, as out came an old briar pipe from his lab coat pocket and he'd reach in his desk for his tobacco pouch and lighter. Most of the time, he'd fire it up, take a puff or two, then lay it aside while he stuck his head back in his microscope. If it was particularly tough, he might have to repack and relight that old pipe two or three times. When you smelled the pipe - which always smelled like Borkum Riff - or saw the smoke wafting out of his office, you knew he was deep in thought.

                    He could be maddenly slow, but he was very rarely ever wrong...

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                    @jolly said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                    @george-k said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                    @lufins-dad said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                    Once or twice a year I'll sit outside with a nice adult beverage and a decent cigar. I thoroughly enjoy the taste and the slight nicotine buzz. Then I realize I smell like shit and shower and brush my teeth with lysol and a brillo pad.

                    I tried to smoke cigars countless times. After about half the cigar, my tongue felt like a backhoe drove over it.

                    And yeah, they're smelly.

                    I did enjoy a pipe, however, despite all the fussiness of it.

                    One of my favorite pathologists smoked a pipe. He was lousy in a production oriented pathology section, but I would rather have him read my stuff than any other path I worked with. He was the quintessential educated, Old Money Southerner, down to the fact that he owned a plantation. Med school at Tulane, residency at Vanderbilt, which is where he taught until he took over the reigns of the farm.

                    You could tell when he had a tough set of slides to read, as out came an old briar pipe from his lab coat pocket and he'd reach in his desk for his tobacco pouch and lighter. Most of the time, he'd fire it up, take a puff or two, then lay it aside while he stuck his head back in his microscope. If it was particularly tough, he might have to repack and relight that old pipe two or three times. When you smelled the pipe - which always smelled like Borkum Riff - or saw the smoke wafting out of his office, you knew he was deep in thought.

                    He could be maddenly slow, but he was very rarely ever wrong...

                    My dad smoked a pipe. At first glance, he was the quintessential mad scientist. Went to Cambridge, spoke with a stammer, wore a tweed sports jacket to work, and could easily get lost on the way to the shops.

                    He often took a long time to come to a decision, and he was rarely ever wrong, but in another way. He was possibly the most honest man I've ever known. Would always, always, always do what he believed to be right. I miss him a lot.

                    I was only joking

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                        Considering how well prohibition has worked out in the past, I'm really surprised the Kiwis are doing this.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • George KG George K

                          Considering how well prohibition has worked out in the past, I'm really surprised the Kiwis are doing this.

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                          @george-k said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                          Considering how well prohibition has worked out in the past, I'm really surprised the Kiwis are doing this.

                          It’s not really the same tactic. They’re not banning it for older people, just people who’ve never had the opportunity.

                          Still, it could easily backfire

                          I was only joking

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                            @george-k said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                            Considering how well prohibition has worked out in the past, I'm really surprised the Kiwis are doing this.

                            It’s not really the same tactic. They’re not banning it for older people, just people who’ve never had the opportunity.

                            Still, it could easily backfire

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                            @doctor-phibes said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                            It’s not really the same tactic. They’re not banning it for older people, just people who’ve never had the opportunity.

                            I totally understand the difference. But, in 20 years, when the "older" people are no longer around to smoke them, it will be precisely prohibition.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • George KG George K

                              @doctor-phibes said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                              It’s not really the same tactic. They’re not banning it for older people, just people who’ve never had the opportunity.

                              I totally understand the difference. But, in 20 years, when the "older" people are no longer around to smoke them, it will be precisely prohibition.

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                              @george-k said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                              @doctor-phibes said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                              It’s not really the same tactic. They’re not banning it for older people, just people who’ve never had the opportunity.

                              I totally understand the difference. But, in 20 years, when the "older" people are no longer around to smoke them, it will be precisely prohibition.

                              It’s interesting. I asked my kids about it and they said hardly anybody smokes tobacco that they know. Quite a few smoke weed, but not cigarettes. Now we’re talking nice middle class neighborhood, so maybe not representative.

                              When they banned smoking in British pubs a lot of us couldn’t imagine going in any more, but it’s a distant memory, and way, way nicer now. I went to an “Irish”pub in the US a few years back where everybody smoked, and it was really quite horrible.

                              I was only joking

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                                It is hard to imagine how great it was

                                In college, we smoked in class, nobody complained

                                At work we smoked in crowded meetings, nobody complained

                                At restaurants, airplanes and hospitals, go ahead, have a smoke

                                Our children will never know that freedom

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                                • CopperC Copper

                                  It is hard to imagine how great it was

                                  In college, we smoked in class, nobody complained

                                  At work we smoked in crowded meetings, nobody complained

                                  At restaurants, airplanes and hospitals, go ahead, have a smoke

                                  Our children will never know that freedom

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                                  @copper said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                                  It is hard to imagine how great it was

                                  In college, we smoked in class, nobody complained

                                  At work we smoked in crowded meetings, nobody complained

                                  At restaurants, airplanes and hospitals, go ahead, have a smoke

                                  Our children will never know that freedom

                                  Lung cancer is a horrible way to die. I had a friend who died a couple of years ago after smoking his whole life. He was younger than I am and left behind two teenage kids.

                                  I was only joking

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                                    The cigarettes got my father at age 73 with COPD

                                    My 92 year old mother is still smoking, she is fine, her father smoked until age 98, no problem

                                    Like most things, smoking cigarettes doesn't guarantee anything

                                    Neither does whisky, let's hope the wokes never get ahold of alcohol again, wishful thinking I know.

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                                      It's coming. Get ready.

                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        What's been done to cigarettes is hardly a result of woke thinking - that's just revisionist. Blame something you don't approve of on wokeness.

                                        You'll be going on about crash helmets, drink driving and seat-belts next. Not forgetting health and safety legislation in the workplace, of course!

                                        I was only joking

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                                        • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                          @george-k said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                                          @doctor-phibes said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                                          It’s not really the same tactic. They’re not banning it for older people, just people who’ve never had the opportunity.

                                          I totally understand the difference. But, in 20 years, when the "older" people are no longer around to smoke them, it will be precisely prohibition.

                                          It’s interesting. I asked my kids about it and they said hardly anybody smokes tobacco that they know. Quite a few smoke weed, but not cigarettes. Now we’re talking nice middle class neighborhood, so maybe not representative.

                                          When they banned smoking in British pubs a lot of us couldn’t imagine going in any more, but it’s a distant memory, and way, way nicer now. I went to an “Irish”pub in the US a few years back where everybody smoked, and it was really quite horrible.

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                                          @doctor-phibes said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                                          @george-k said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                                          @doctor-phibes said in Smoke 'em if you got 'em:

                                          It’s not really the same tactic. They’re not banning it for older people, just people who’ve never had the opportunity.

                                          I totally understand the difference. But, in 20 years, when the "older" people are no longer around to smoke them, it will be precisely prohibition.

                                          It’s interesting. I asked my kids about it and they said hardly anybody smokes tobacco that they know. Quite a few smoke weed, but not cigarettes. Now we’re talking nice middle class neighborhood, so maybe not representative.

                                          Now ask them how many of their friends vape.

                                          When they banned smoking in British pubs a lot of us couldn’t imagine going in any more, but it’s a distant memory, and way, way nicer now. I went to an “Irish”pub in the US a few years back where everybody smoked, and it was really quite horrible.

                                          WTF dude you were living in MA when that happened. I was spending every other week there.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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