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Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed

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  • MikM Offline
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    These are priceless.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • George KG George K

      One of the real PITA behaviors of some surgeons is having the circulator answer his phone while they are operating.

      =-=-=-=-=-=-=

      ding

      Ortho Surgeon: “Can you check that text for me?”
      Circulator: (looks at the phone for a second) “It’s Sinnamon, with an ‘S’, she says you left your wallet at her place last night, and thanks for the extra $100.”

      (Ortho Surgeon looked totally bewildered).

      I work with some funny people. 🤣 Maybe that’s how you get the surgeon to stop asking you to answer their phone!

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      @George-K said in Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed:

      One of the real PITA behaviors of some surgeons is having the circulator answer his phone while they are operating.

      =-=-=-=-=-=-=

      ding

      Ortho Surgeon: “Can you check that text for me?”
      Circulator: (looks at the phone for a second) “It’s Sinnamon, with an ‘S’, she says you left your wallet at her place last night, and thanks for the extra $100.”

      (Ortho Surgeon looked totally bewildered).

      I work with some funny people. 🤣 Maybe that’s how you get the surgeon to stop asking you to answer their phone!

      My fave.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        George K
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        Me to surgeon: “How’s it going?”

        Surgeon: “Can’t complain. I mean, I’m GOING to but…”

        Me: “You know the difference between surgeons & puppies? Puppies eventually stop whining”

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            [an hour ago]

            Me: “How much longer?”

            Surgeon: “15… no, 20 minutes”

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              "I don’t care what anyone says, placing the crash cart right outside the patient’s room to ward off “evil spirits” saves lives."

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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