Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed
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This student has a long and painful future ahead of them.
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"Anesthesiologist starts CPR and smart watch bleeps congratulating a workout."
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and then there was the time when a student was scrubbed in a neck dissection, and the attending dissected and exposed the accessory nerve. He pointed to it and asked the student sternly, what’s this nerve do? The student was taken aback, looked left and right to see if any help was coming and then just shrugged his shoulders. The attending says…”exactly, why can’t all the students know anatomy like this guy”
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and then there was the time when a student was scrubbed in a neck dissection, and the attending dissected and exposed the accessory nerve. He pointed to it and asked the student sternly, what’s this nerve do? The student was taken aback, looked left and right to see if any help was coming and then just shrugged his shoulders. The attending says…”exactly, why can’t all the students know anatomy like this guy”
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During the time out on a septic patient with multiple medical problems.
RN: "Any concerns?"
Surgeon: "I have no concerns."
Anesthesiologist: "Well, aren't you blessed."
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Orthopedic surgeon: "My department chair called to tell me I was late for all but 2 of my 41 first start cases. I told him the data has to be flawed. There's no way I was on time twice."
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Orthopedic surgeon, responding to a question about why he would choose suture or staples to close a wound: "Staples if they're already ugly."
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General surgeon, draining a large retroperitoneal abscess: "Dr. Pimple Popper, eat your heart out."
Surgeon to anesthesiologist at the start of a long day: "Are you ready for the string of doom?"
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wrote on 25 Mar 2022, 19:45 last edited by bachophile
Seen on Twitter. I think only George will really understand….
if electrolytes could talk I just KNOW potassium would be soooo annoying
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Seen on Twitter. I think only George will really understand….
if electrolytes could talk I just KNOW potassium would be soooo annoying
wrote on 25 Mar 2022, 20:10 last edited by@bachophile said in Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed:
if electrolytes could talk I just KNOW potassium would be soooo annoying
Either that or sodium.
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Surgeon: "Usually people who aren't good at what they do focus on the rules."
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Urology clinic WiFi named "It burns when IP".
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Orthopedic surgeon: "There's no good case after 5 pm."
I'll add a qualifier - "Unless I scheduled it."
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Orthopedic surgeon, responding to a question about why he would choose suture or staples to close a wound: "Staples if they're already ugly."
wrote on 19 May 2022, 04:15 last edited by Ivorythumper@George-K said in Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed:
Orthopedic surgeon, responding to a question about why he would choose suture or staples to close a wound: "Staples if they're already ugly."
The was a line in MASH asking whether the patient was an officer or enlisted.
"He's enlisted".
"Make the stitches bigger."
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Vascular surgeon to scrub tech: "I'm not smarter than you, I've just made more mistakes than you."
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wrote on 24 May 2022, 00:18 last edited by George K
(probably only @bachophile will get this)
Vascular tech, on being a vascular patient: "It's like being in the mafia. Once you're in, you can never get out."
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wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 16:39 last edited by
Bad omen for your Friday.
General surgeon, at the start of the case: "Good thing I have a long playlist."
