Back in the office!

[Doctor Phibes]

My first day back in - we're doing a soft-reopening, one day a week to keep the numbers down.

Bloody hell, this is weird. My Beatles calendar is up on the wall, opened to March 2020.

There's a Post-it on my desk, bleached in the sun, what vitally important task it related to long-forgotten.

As Lou Reed once said, it's hard to give a shit these days.

The coffee is still disgusting.

[George K]

[Klaus]

I was actually positively surprised about the coffee when I returned to the office. It turns out that we got a new coffee machine which is actually pretty decent.

[Klaus]

Oh, and @George-K : I never go to the office before 10am.

[Doctor Phibes]

@klaus said in Back in the office!:

Oh, and @George-K : I never go to the office before 10am.

And that's why the Brits had to pull out of the EU.

[Klaus]

@doctor-phibes said in Back in the office!:

@klaus said in Back in the office!:

Oh, and @George-K : I never go to the office before 10am.

And that's why the Brits had to pull out of the EU.

You guys always seem to pull (it) out when you fear that you'd have to pay for it later on otherwise.

[Catseye3]

@doctor-phibes said in Back in the office!:

My Beatles calendar is up on the wall, opened to March 2020.

Wow, yeah, I can dig the weirdness there.

Oh, but wait. What do you do with the months that feature John Lennon???

[Doctor Phibes]

@klaus said in Back in the office!:

You guys always seem to pull (it) out when you fear that you'd have to pay for it later on otherwise.

Rather than your guys, who opt to use the other hole for safety's sake?

[Jolly]

@doctor-phibes said in Back in the office!:

@klaus said in Back in the office!:

You guys always seem to pull (it) out when you fear that you'd have to pay for it later on otherwise.

Rather than your guys, who opt to use the other hole for safety's sake?

At least they're using females...

[Klaus]

@jolly said in Back in the office!:

@doctor-phibes said in Back in the office!:

@klaus said in Back in the office!:

You guys always seem to pull (it) out when you fear that you'd have to pay for it later on otherwise.

Rather than your guys, who opt to use the other hole for safety's sake?

At least they're using human females...

FIFY.

[Doctor Phibes]

@jolly said in Back in the office!:

At least they're using live human females...

FFIIFFYY

[Klaus]

Live or not, that's a distinction without a difference.