Nature is Metal

[Horace]

I was hoping to see a mermaid go belly up because they remind me of all the girls who rejected me.

[jon-nyc]

Probably just the trans women who rejected you since the mermaids lack pussies.

[jon-nyc]

Speaking of lightning strikes.

[jon-nyc]

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[Mik]

@George-K said in Nature is Metal:

That snail would make a great interesting pet. I wonder if you can house-break it.

I was thinking escargot for a large group.

[Mik]

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[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in Nature is Metal:

She could have just as easily lost her calf.

Black bears are like giant kittens compared to Grizzlies. But if they think you're food and are hungry enough, they can easily cut you to ribbons.

This woman's mistake was letting that bear get so close in the first place. I mean I get it, freeze and appear non-threatening is a go-to for people, but those three should have scared it off.

[jon-nyc]

So you’re saying you wouldn’t want to personally step in to break up the grizzly fight I posted above?

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in Nature is Metal:

So you’re saying you wouldn’t want to personally step in to break up the grizzly fight I posted above?

I'd pull out my phone and do exactly what the person recording it did. Except I might have to edit the audio afterward to mute out my pants-shitting, depending on how close I was.

I've been up close to black bears a couple times. They're freaky enough.

[taiwan_girl]

I think I mentioned this in another thread on bears

(BTW, we have more than one??? 5555)

If it is black, fight back
if it is brown, lay down
if it is white, good night!

[jon-nyc]

Think about how many hominids had to die to pass that heuristic down to us.

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in Nature is Metal:

Think about how many hominids had to die to pass that heuristic down to us.

Stories do preserve the collected wisdom of a culture.

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

"Stay the FUCK away from my babies!"

[brenda]

"Yes, that's our chicken. How did you know we named her Karen?"

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

Who knew chickens were so brave?

[jon-nyc]

[Aqua Letifer]

I really didn't need to see or know that.