Nature is Metal
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@george-k said in Nature is Metal:
I'm including the video, just in case anyone did not click on this one.
How in the world can an animal have such unbelievable power, while spending its day barely moving. It's not like it works out in the gym every day. I wonder how much horsepower it has. Seriously.
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Hippos are amazing swimmers. THey're closest cousins are whales.
THey're also fiercely territorial. They kill more humans every year than any mammal other than dogs (and other humans, obv).
Only non-witches get due process.
- Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Here in Cincinnati, we consider hippos cute.
Link to video@mik said in Nature is Metal:
Here in Cincinnati, we consider hippos cute.
Link to videoThey are, right up until the point where they rip you in two.
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Hippos are amazing swimmers. THey're closest cousins are whales.
THey're also fiercely territorial. They kill more humans every year than any mammal other than dogs (and other humans, obv).
@jon-nyc said in Nature is Metal:
Hippos are amazing swimmers. THey're closest cousins are whales.
THey're also fiercely territorial. They kill more humans every year than any mammal other than dogs (and other humans, obv).
C'mon man, who you trying to kid??
Look at them. They couldn't possibly swim. Short fat legs, big fat body. No way can something with that design swim.
Kill people? No way. They don't even have sharp teeth, and anyone could outrun such a fat, overweight, well..., hippo.
Closet cousins (whatever that means, er... Sic) to whales. My god man, one lives in the water, the other fat lardass plumps along on land.
As Jon would say:
Jesus
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Hippos are amazing swimmers. THey're closest cousins are whales.
THey're also fiercely territorial. They kill more humans every year than any mammal other than dogs (and other humans, obv).
@jon-nyc said in Nature is Metal:
Hippos are amazing swimmers. THey're closest cousins are whales.
THey're also fiercely territorial. They kill more humans every year than any mammal other than dogs (and other humans, obv).
They are the most lethal critter in Africa, killing more than any of the great cats, rhinos, crocs, snakes, etc...
The Brad
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@jon-nyc said in Nature is Metal:
Hippos are amazing swimmers. THey're closest cousins are whales.
THey're also fiercely territorial. They kill more humans every year than any mammal other than dogs (and other humans, obv).
They are the most lethal critter in Africa, killing more than any of the great cats, rhinos, crocs, snakes, etc...
@lufins-dad said in Nature is Metal:
@jon-nyc said in Nature is Metal:
Hippos are amazing swimmers. THey're closest cousins are whales.
THey're also fiercely territorial. They kill more humans every year than any mammal other than dogs (and other humans, obv).
They are the most lethal critter in Africa, killing more than any of the great cats, rhinos, crocs, snakes, etc...
Here is proof.
(https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/12/17/pet-hippo-mauled-owner-to-death-and-dragged-body-away/)
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@mik Wow. appears that they had one head and two bodies?
Seems like that they did not live very long.
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