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Ann Landers and Guitars

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • JollyJ Offline
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      Jolly
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      #2

      Oh...

      You may drive around in your town
      In a brand new shiny car
      Your face in the wind and your haircut's in
      Friends think you're bizarre
      You may find a cushy job and I hope that you go far
      But if you really want to taste some cool success
      Better learn to play guitar

      [Chorus]
      Play guitar, play guitar
      Play guitar, oh yeah
      Play guitar, play guitar
      Play guitar, oh yeah

      [Verse 2]
      Well you got your eyes on the cheerleader queen
      And you're walkin' her home from school
      You know that she's only seventeen
      But you know that she'll make you a fool
      You know you can't touch that stuff
      Without money or a brand new car
      Let me give you some good advice young man
      You better learn to play guitar

      [Chorus]
      Play guitar, play guitar
      Play guitar, oh yeah
      Play guitar, play guitar
      Play guitar, oh yeah

      [Post-Chorus]
      All women around the world want a phony rock star
      Who plays guitar

      [Verse 3]
      You can pump your iron and shine your shoes
      And wear your hair just right
      You go down out on cruisin' street
      'Cause you want to score tonight
      Ra da ra da ra da da
      And you really want to show your scars
      Forget all about that macho shit
      And learn how to play guitar

      [Chorus]
      Play guitar, play guitar
      Play guitar, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
      Play guitar, play guitar
      Play guitar, oh yeah
      Woo

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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      • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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        Aqua Letifer
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        #3

        The fact that "Elvis" was the reference the parents went with is proof positive that guitar's the tip of the iceberg here.

        Please love yourself.

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        • bachophileB Offline
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          bachophile
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          #4

          I bet it was really signed Mr and Mrs Clapton. Surrey. England.

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            I bet it was really signed Mr and Mrs Clapton. Surrey. England.

            Doctor PhibesD Offline
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            @bachophile said in Ann Landers and Guitars:

            I bet it was really signed Mr and Mrs Clapton. Surrey. England.

            A bit of a shame Ann didn't warn them about the cocaine.

            I was only joking

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