The Man of Steel takes on a whole new meaning
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Can you really see Superman giving some dude a hummer? Can you?
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill
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@mik said in The Man of Steel takes on a whole new meaning:
Can you really see Superman giving some dude a hummer?
Yeah, that's so unrealistic. What were they thinking?
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Man of Steel meets Buns of Steel.
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Indeed, being oppressed is the most effective superpower, when the real powers are progressive white females.
You know what's funny to me? White girls are fine and all, like when they're young, but jesus folks, they are sort of garbage as they age. Think long term. They'll just roll you. They were the pick of the litter when they were young, but what are they when they're old? Humans who think they're the pick of the litter? Do you want to live the rest of your life with a person raised in a culture that teaches them that they are the best princesses of all the princesses in the world? Do you think there won't be some douche of a guy who swings in and teaches them that they really are what they imagine themselves to be? Will you be that guy, every day, for the rest of your life?
Education is extremely important.
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@horace said in The Man of Steel takes on a whole new meaning:
Indeed, being oppressed is the most effective superpower, when the real powers are progressive white females.
You know what's funny to me? White girls are fine and all, like when they're young, but jesus folks, they are sort of garbage as they age. Think long term. They'll just roll you. They were the pick of the litter when they were young, but what are they when they're old? Humans who think they're the pick of the litter? Do you want to live the rest of your life with a person raised in a culture that teaches them that they are the best princesses of all the princesses in the world? Do you think there won't be some douche of a guy who swings in and teaches them that they really are what they imagine themselves to be? Will you be that guy, every day, for the rest of your life?
That's why you get one that is an actual Pick of the Litter and not one who thinks she is. Good women are out there, they're just not as common as people think.
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Maybe he wanted to go with somebody a little smarter?
His previous girlfriend was so unbelievably stupid that all he had to do was put on a pair of glasses and a change of clothes and she had absolutely no idea who he was.
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Actually, this is supposed to be Supes son, Jonathan Kent. My guess is the guy is going to be Damian Wayne, Bats’ son.
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Then I hope it crashes as hard and fast as a bat out of Hell.
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I'm afraid I can't bring myself to get over-excited about this. Magazines have been playing games with gender and sexuality for ages. The recent Loki on TV where he fell in love with a female version of himself was hilarious.
Obviously, it's never occurred to anybody ever that Batman could be a little bi.....
